Original (2010/12/28 ~ 2010/12/29) | LJ Post, 2, 3
 | U, uugh… Where is this place…!? There’s only so many surprises one can handle! It so dark I can’t see anything… |
 | Hong Kong! Hong Kong are you here!? |
 | U, uun… like you’re noisy… |
 | Hurry and wake up!! We’re going to say good bye to now! |
 | What is it, sensei. I want to take a leisurely snooze. |
| Don’t relax in a weird place like this! We’re leaving immediately! Help me find the exit! |
 | Ah, as a Hong Konger I, like, can’t stand this pitch darkness. |
| Where are you? |
| Here, over here. Like, you make your way over here please. |
| Aah, all right, my eyes are getting used to the darkness now…. |
| !!!!??? |
 | Hong Kong you had an interest in cross dressing!? |
 | Huh? Are you still drunk? |
 | …In any case, sensei, you’re outfit is totally hilarious. |
 | What…!? |
| WHAT IS THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!! |
 | *flash flash flash flash* |
| Stop taking pictures with you cellllllll!! |
 | Oh… if you have a cell we can call for help. I’ll be sleeping over there so hurry up and make the call… |
 | Like, no signal |
 | Urgh… I didn’t mass produce that cell for you to take pictures of me like this!! |
| …Anyway sensei. We don’t right, like, know what the culprit wants right, but you could use your 4000 years worth of knowledge to figure it out right. |
 | How many times do you need to say right! Wait a second. Even a sage… has stuff that they don’t know about…! |
| Well whatever, right. The way you’re dressed is still hilarious. |
| Aaagh just be quiet!! You’re dressed up too!! It’s strange too!? Why are you a maid!? |
| Like, is it really that strange? |
| It most certainly dulls my thinking abilities for sure. |
 | Well, well... |
| Preferring to be naked instead of wearing a maid's outfit. |
| If this was a movie Jackie would have done the same thing!! |
| But Jackie would at least something covering his lower body!? |
| Right, like you don’t know that scene where he’s strung upside down naked. |
| He didn’t voluntarily strip!! Argh, you! |
| But really, when you’re not a cross dresser, being dressed like this is kind of repulsing. In any case, I’d like it if you’d cover your front. |
| For real? |
| Like, I get it. It probably would be easier to move anyway. |
| I’m glad you understand… |
BAAAAAAN!!
| IT GOT WORSE...!!! |
| Now it’s easier to move. Well I guess I’m like in charge of finding the exit, right? |
 | That’s right. I want to wear my stretched out T-shirt and scraggy shorts and curl up in a blanket and smirk at the magazine I’m reading and laze around as soon as possible! |
| Sensei should really think about what his casual wear looks like more often. |
| There’s clothing that’s easy to move in and is age appropriate… Hm? |
| …!? |
 | Also I want cake! One without that blobby butter cream! And I want melon soda powder too! |
 | Ohh, right. You like those sort of things. Your request is almost the same as last years! |
 | What is it, sir? |
 | Ah, it’s nothing… This is… as a parent or should I say brother, well in any case it’s a personal duty for me… (I won’t give him any formal recognition though.) |
| It must be hard… |
 | So anyway please gimme a present!! |
 | Unfortunately, both I and the Royal Household are busy, so this year we’re not celebrating Christmas. Too bad for you. You’ll receive no presents from me!! |
 | Noooooo!! |
| There are no presents from me. But… |
| There might be one mixed in with the cargo that arrived at your house yesterday, so go look for it. |
 | A PRESENT FROM SANTA...! |
| ………. England jerk… If you do such gimmicky things girls will avoid you, you know? |
 | Ah, right… I didn’t… it doesn’t really mean anything. Quite. It’s just an introduction quite like the English gentlemen often say. |
| Are you ok sir…!? |
 | I’m fine… Say, could you go buy me some books on child care and education? |
| Right… Child care and education… is it. |
| Chin up, sir! Things don’t go smoothly the first time ’round for anyone! |
| It’s not my first time… |
| …My apologies. |
| If you’re feeling lost sir, you should imagine yourself at your best. It’s strange, but you start seeing things clearly and you’ll figure out how to proceed… |
| BritishEmpireBritishEmpireBritishEmpire…. |
| …Forget I said anything. |
| Really, cheer up please… |
| R, right… I’m just fine and dandy… Hahahaha…. |
 | England jerk~ A weird person came but is it England jerk’s doing? |
| Huh…what!? I don’t remember calling anyone though. Are you ok? |
| I sucker punched him and he’s out cold right now…. |
| Isn’t it best to throw him into ocean now? |
| I’m going to do some investigating first! Sea-kun is strong! |
| Wai-…Stop… He hung up… |
