2010 Christmas: Cats & Christmas – Page 5

Original (2010/12/27 ~ 2010/12/28) | LJ Post, 2, 3


Два весёлых гуся!♪ [Two happy geese]
I wonder what happened to Finland…
While I was getting some snacks everyone went somewhere.
Maybe they’re all headed over here…
Just kidding. That couldn’t happen.
Hm… Huh?

 
 
 


 

Eh? Eh? What? What is this?!
I’m floating~!

 
 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 


 

Aaah Wait, wait please.
That’s not right!!

Aaaah….!!
 
 

Additional Note: General Winter was beaten by an aura-like attack.

 

 

 
 
 
 
 


 

There’s only a few days left in the year, eh, Kumakojiro.
Who?
Hmph, guess who I am!?
So that’s your comeback!!!
The correct answer is Canada!!
Is that so.
Oh yeah, Kumajyuuzo,
I got a text from Finland!
He said, “There’s a request for you!”
You have to do the mustache dance?
Something like that!
A request for me, it makes me feel so happy!
(Something like that!?)
I’d like to do my best to fulfill the request.
What do you think Kumakichi?
Go for it, man.
Thanks! Here we go-
"Canada, how were the 2010 Olympics?
I would like to know how you were during the Olympics"
Going totally wild. That Vancouver.


During the Vancouver Olympics
 
 


After the Vancouver Olympics

 

I’ll never forget how extremely excited you were.
I think I went a little overboard back then.
What’s next?
Ok. "Canada being all cool wearing his jacket", is the request.

 

 
 

Why, are you injured.
I practiced looking cool too much and I bumped my head against the mirror….
What the hell.
A-ahaha… let’s get to the next one!
"Canada at the beach."
Is it ok if it’s a picture of a trip to the beach from last year?

 

He wasn’t even drunk,
but he was weirdly high and was screaming stuff like “I’m the emperor of the banana boat!”.
I was so embarassed….
Forget about that, Kumadaijiro!!
Oh, hey.
What?
Your phone’s ringing….
Aah!! It is!
I had my ringtone set to Alouette so I though it was just background music…
Don’t look at me like that!
I’ll be careful next time!!
…Ah, yes. Hello?

 
 

CANADAAAAAAAA!!

WHAT IS ITTTT!?

America why the hell are you answering the phone when I called Canada, you ass!!!
I’m Canadaaaaaaa!!!
Oh, hey Canada.
That’s right I’m Canada…
What happened?
Hey do you know?
There’s strange things happening to guys like us!
Yeah, but strange things are a normal occurence though.
I know you’re enjoying Christmas and all, and it’s not something to bring up during festive times…
So I’ll break it to you gently.
Huh. Gently…?
You’ve been through it too during your life, where something just *poof* vanishes right?

For us it’s those we considered friends or little bits of joy you know…
Life is just a collection of those things, right?

And today that collection just grew, to put it simply…
To put it simply?

EVERYONE'S GONE!!!
THEY LEFT NO FLESH OR BLOOD THEY'VE JUST COMPLETELY VANISHED!!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

They’ve probably suffered horribly and they’re now floating in the Caribbean seaaaaaaa!!
There’s probably so many they’ll turn the blue ocean reddddddd!

THAT CAN'T BEEEEEEEE!!

They’ve probably had all their guts ripped out and there’s an unspeakable sight of an ocean of blood!
It’s the beyond the deepest level of hell and it’s just the beginning of Ultra Helllllll!!!
Gyaaaaaaaaa!!!
…and that’s just putting it mildly.
Abababababababa *babbling*
So that means?
There’s a chance your owner might disappear.
In any case, us remaining countries should get together.
I-I got it….!!

 
 
 
 
 

*brrring…
 brrrring…*
 

Hey, West, the phone’s ringing!
West!!
…It seems he’s busy at the moment so I shall go.
Do you even know where the phone is?
Don’t treat me like I’m an idiot, you buffoon.
Hey, if you get to the phone before it stops ringing I’ll do a lap around the house with a walking handstand while buck naked!
I will make certain you will have to uphold that crude promise.


 
 

………
If I follow the sound I will make it to the phone.
…I’m certain, this is the place.
Please excuse me.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


 
 

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