Original (2010/12/25 ~ 2010/12/26) | LJ Post
Translation:
 | …You feelin’ ok? |
 | Well, I’m a little tired, but I’ve still got plenty of energy left! |
 | Thanks for your hard work! Shall I help out, too? |
| Wow, thank you! Let’s see… Can you take care of reading the letters, then? |
 | If there’s anything you don’t understand, you can come and ask me. I’ve got lots of experience behind me! |
 | Leave it to me! I’m pretty confident in my singing and reading-aloud voice. |
 | Now… What do we have here? … Eh?! |
 | What’s wrong, Estonia? |
| I wonder if it’s ok for me to read this…? |
| It’s fine! This is an event where we grant requests even if they’re a little crazy. |
Directive:
Get Belarus to smile.
 | THAT'S TOO CRAZY!! |
| Finland! I’ll never forget your gallant figure! |
 | I wonder if I’ll live to return home… |
 | D-don’t put yourself in danger… |
| I’ll be fine! This is my mission so please let me do it! Here I go! |
| Ughh, I’m so nervous… Hi, Belarus- |
 | YOU'RE FINALLY HERE, YOU ASSHOLE!! |
| Eek! |
| I was watching the broadcast so I know what you want! No way in hell am I going to smile for you! |
| Please, just listen to me~! |
 | If you accept my brother’s greatness and suck on his balls for eternity I might listen. But that’s not going to happen this century. |
| I’m scaaaared… |
 | am busy examining my brother’s mailbox! Now go home! |
 | Um… OH! Yes! Russia is probably watching this live broadcast, you know! |
| …!! |
| You don’t have to smile for me, but would you smile for Russia? |
| … watching? Brother? |
| It’s fine if you don’t want to… I’m sorry, I’ll go back now. |
| WAIT!! |
| EEK! |
| I will smile for 0.2 seconds. Edit that and make me look like an angel. Then stretch that to 120 minutes and send it to brother. If you can do it, I will smile. |
 | … Th, thank you very much… |
| …I’ll do it then. |
| Wow! I didn’t know you can make that kind of expression – |
| DID YOU TAKE |
| Ohyaaaaa!! |
| *spit* |
| Somebody! Mr. Sveeee!! Hanatamago!! HELP! |
 | …that was quite the ordeal. |
| Yup, I don’t want to go through that again…! |
| Next time I’ll go with you. |
| If it’s a dangerous mission, I’ll be happy for the assistance. |
| It seems better that way. I’m going to read the letter then. "Hello, I like Denmark, but is Denmark taking the day off today?" |
| Well, we sent him an invitation and he immediately replied that he’d come, but he still hasn’t shown up. |
| I wonder what happened to him? |
 | Can I have… a moment? |
| Hm, what’s wrong Iceland? |
 | Ah… well.. I saw a black shadow a moment ago…! I think that thing has something to do with it… |
| A black shadow? |
| This….! |
 | We were saying it was a ghost pic. But it’s captured too clearly to be a ghost so maybe it’s a cat? |
| T,t,t,t,that’s it….! Maybe Ta….Maybe this shadow did something to Denmark…!? |
*pipipipipipi*
| Ah, yes. Hel… |
 | Hi, Finland! I’m watching Heta Streeeem right now! |
| Russia…!? |
 | Finland looks very good on camera |
| T, thank you… |
 | Also could you lock that 120 minutes film in your heart? If you send it I might have to tie you up a bit and might do something that might be a little bit painful, okay? |
| Obo!! |
| Give it to me… *beep* |
| Ah! You hung up…! |
 | That was probably for the best |
| *pipipipipi* |
|
 | Oh, now it’s my phone… |
| W, what’s happening!? Each and every cell phone and all the audio devices are making sounds…!! |
| …!! |
| What happened…? My phone’s acting strange too…! |
| “You shouldn’t hang up Finland. We should talk some more ♪” |
| Gyaaaaaah!! What’s happening!!? |
| “I’ve been dong some tweaking as a hobby, so this is a piece of cake for me. So you’re going to spend all of today with me…” |
*silence*
 | He shouldn’t be able to call for a while now… |
| E-estonia…? Is it okay…now You seem used to this… |
 | Nyabonyaaan!! |
 | Nya… Nyaaaaa!! |
| Ah, he hung up. I forgot that my rival tweaker, Estonia, was there… |
 | What do I have to do for everyone to be friends with me… Every one of my bosses has told me to use force. I’ve been doing that but I still can’t become friends… How strange… |
| But from a while ago, China’s been a bit friendly to me. That’s quite a step forward. Next year maybe I should go visit China. |
 | Hong Kong has some good wine aru! Delicious, delicious~! |
 | …… |
| … Hong Kong? |
