2010 Christmas: Cats & Christmas – Page 1

Original (2010/12/25) | LJ Post: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
Scanlation: hikari-kaitou, anonymous,


Merry Christmas!!

Merry Christmas! Hyvää joulua!
We’re broadcasting live from Heta Streeeem!
This is talking, non-blood-stained Hanatamago here with you this evening.
What kind of greeting is that? Stop it!
No, I always think throughout the year that it’s a point I need to stress.
Now, more importantly, hello everyone! Are you enjoying the requests?
…So, what’re you guys up to?
Oh, right! I know this isn’t much, but we’ll be doing live broadcasts of pictures
and stories as a present for all of you who have supported us so faithfully.
We always seem to get such strange requests, though, huh?
Meow~
Meow~!!
And with that, I hope you all enjoy yourselves today!
I’ll fill as many requests as I possibly can.
Meow~!!
What’re these cats doing?
Wow, how cute!
“I’d like to see Turkey! What is Iceland doing for Christmas?”
It seems that they’re spending time together so I was able to have them take their pictures together!
This guy’s pretty drunk…
I’ll have you know that Santa is Turkish!
And tulips also originated in my place! Hic!
Alright, already… Jeez…
It’s been a hassle, he’s been giving me a hard time for a while now!
I’d like to give a piece of my mind and teach him a lesson on how to behave!
GAHAHAHAHA! What are you saying’. I’m a through and through Turk!! Hic!
He’s really drunk…
He’s been troublesome since he got involved with us just now!
I’ll like to make him drink the dirt from my claws.
Please do not get violent while we’re broadcasting… Here’s the next letter.
"I’ll like to see Bulgaria’s military uniform."
A difficult request has arrived. Please wait while I search.
Sorry it’s so old and blurry…
This is the best picture I have of Bulgaria in his military uniform…
What on earth is that pose…!?
Meow~
Cute.

 

Ah, Sweden! I didn’t know you were here!
…Hm.
Would you like to do the Christmas broadcast with me?
…Hm.
That’s great.
Sweden, let’s get things swinging!
Now that Sweden’s here can I read the next letter?
“Hello, Finland Santa. I’d like a cute photo of the Allied Kitties!”
To get a cell phone picture of those wild and free kitties is quite a feat!
I’ll get down to it and do my best~ I’m on my way…
Hey.
Y,yes! What is it?
Here.

How are they…?
Wow! Sweden that’s amazing!
You already took pictures of the kitties!
And they’re all cute pics….
These photos are taken from such a low angle. Imagining Sweden getting down to the cats eye level, it almost seems surreal…
Thank you very much Sweden!
We were able to answer the request quickly thanks to you!
…’Kay.
Can we get to the next letter?
“I have exams coming up,
could you ask Greece if he can give me some words of encouragement?”
I got it! I’ll mail him right now!
Merimeri…*beep*!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
…!?
I got a reply… the instant I sent it!?


As long as, you have a tail, it’ll all, work out.

…So deep.
T, that’s deep…!?
And this is the next letter!
“I would like to see Germany in his casual clothing”
Do you have a picture of Germany?
Germany’s house is just right there,
so I’ll just hop on over!
Be careful.

Germany, moi!
Oh? What’s wrong?
Oh… well it’s nothing unusual,
but there’s something happening right now.
What happened!?
If you look at it closely it may appear like a heart warming scene, but…
they’re both of a certain age, so I wished they’d act more appropriately.
It seems like Germany’s house is always so lively.
Oh, and may I take a picture of you?
I can’t smile the way Italy can.
Thank you very much!
It’s ok, just be your usual self.
A, alright then…
Have a merry Christmas Germany!

 

I’m back!
“It seems like Estonia has some new pets,
so could you get a picture of those little guys?”
I think I saw those things once…
They were creepy.
C-creepy?
Ah! Your phone’s ringing!
You’re right! Hello?
Hey Finland! I’m watching your live broadcast!
Perfect timing; I was just hoping for a chance to brag about my pets.
I’m sending you a picture.

 

Wh-what’s that?!
I know they’re a little strange,
but they’re such cute little guys.
I’ve got a question to relay to Estonia:
“Why do you go to sleep wearing your glasses?”
Huh?! Did I fall asleep with my glasses on?
I meant to take them off, but…
(I guess he wasn’t aware of it…)
 

 
We’re gradually chipping away at these.
“Mr. Sweden, please tell me some Swedish metal bands.”
otyg, Månegarm… etc.
Etc.?!
Does that mean you’re telling them to research it themselves?!
Well, maybe it would be best to research for yourself, but…
Mm.
(It’ll take forever if I tell you all of them)
Let’s go on to the next one.
“I’ve heard that Mr. Norway can see fairies, but what does he think of England who also has ‘the sight’?”
Those guys friends are pretty scrawny.
Mine are stronger.
Sounds like they’re rivals.
I want Mr. Troll and England’s friends to have a fair fight.
I’m getting kind of hungry.
Would you all like some tea cake?
Yuuuuuuuuuck!
I don’t want that Russia-shaped weirdo!
I’ll take it to go, please…!!
It’s kind of cute.
You’ve got weird taste, Sweden.
It’s kind of cute.
I can’t believe you guys.
That bastard Nor doesn’t even tell me I’m cute…
I’ll remember this!

 

 

 

 

 

What’s that shadow?
Hey! Isn’t that what they call a ghost picture?!
C-cut it out.
I’d like to think that those sorts of things don’t come out on Christmas.
Did you say a ghost picture?!
Is it finally time for me to show you my ghost busting skills?!
I never knew you had ghost busting powers.
Probably because I don’t really have any.
Hey, hey! This bird punk’s a pretty funny guy, huh?!

America sent us some cakes.
They’re blue.
Very… blue.
Here, I’ll read the next request…
“I want to see what China’s doing for Christmas”
It said…
Okay then, I’m going to take my sleigh to China’s house!
Mm.
You want to take Azathoth with you?
No thanks!

Pizza is so yummy! Christmas is all about drunken parties!
But like, we only have guys here.
Don’t worry about such small things!
As long as you can see the moon and enjoy a good meal, it’s heaven!
NOT TRUE.
Wheee~ *drunken noise*
What the…
It’s a Christmas party! What else?
Eat pizza and watch late night shows and have fun!
(How did this happen?!)
Shhhh…
You’re the culprit, Hong Kong?
It’s kind of my hobby.
Well, as long as you guys are having fun, I guess…

I’m back!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! The fuck’re you sayin’, dumbass?!
Obviously I’m the main character today! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Someone shut this old guy up!
I don’t think anyone can do that. It’s a party! A party!
It might be impossible even if we had a whole bunch of people helping.
Well, let's move on to the next letter.
“What’s solitude-loving Prussia up to right now?”
Ah, I wish I would have asked him when I went to Germany’s house earlier.
Well, it’s really close, so it won’t take long to go back.
If he’s crying, make sure to comfort him, ok?
And don’t say any words to him that sound like “maruku”(round) or “marukyuu”(Japanese grocery store chain) or “Mark”, ok?
What a troublesome person!

He’s not alone!
Yo, that you Finland?
Is there something you wanted from me, the emperor of Christmas?
You seem pretty busy.
Oh no, I’m just like everyone else this year.
If you say so.
But I’m Christmas and Christmas is me.
When they say Frohe Weihnachten, it’s me they’re talking about.
What’s going on?! I can’t help feeling uneasy when you’re in such high spirits!
Well, now that I’ve calmed down and remembered the question,
do you have a moment to listen to it?
Don’t be so shy! I, to whom even sparrows grovel, can answer any question you can throw at me!
Thank you! I’ll read the question, then. It says
“I’ve heard that Prussia hates Russia, but just how much does he hate him?”
Almost enough to puke if he lays a single finger on me…
You hate him that much?!
Ohyaaa, sorry! I’ll ask a different question!
Even if I don’t puke, I’ll still lose four eyelashes…
Aaaah, I’m sorry! So sorry!
But it’s ok now! My little bro is strong so he doesn’t freak me out so much anymore.
He suddenly entered bragging mode!

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