The Hetalian Horror Show – Intro

  • Translation: y4nderenka, spaghettifelice

  • Wha-- me?
    >Sorry~
    I really wanted to do it, though.
    One of the members from the Magic Club,
    Eng... er, Mr. Blahblah (cough cough) keeps pestering
    me about when I’m going to do it…
    But... well, my boss says I don’t have
    the time for such things...
    Nah, I get it, same here.
    He’s like, “If you’ve got time to play around,
    go get a side job.”
    He said that!?
    But you’re allllways just messin’ around, aren’t you?
    Screw you!
    You’re going by yourself!
    That’s not something a friend would sayyy!
    I’m counting on youuu-! There’s no one else I can count ooon.
    What about Mr. Russia?
    Wha!? Um…
    Well, Mr. Russia is... his existence itself...
    is pretty scary...
    I...
    will not deny that.
    Pleeease!!?
    I’ll give you candy!
    I’m too old to be bribed with candy.
    How old are you this year?
    Hmm... well,
    somewhere around... 3?
    You aren’t 300 years old, are you?
    No~ope♪
    3000?
    One more time!
    30,000!? You can’t be!
    I am 30,000!
    In short, I have the national power of 30,000!
    You’re stretching that!
    Am not!
    That’s why I’m your senior, so I won’t go!
    Nooo! You don’t understand!
    Pleeease! Come over!
    We’ll keep each other companyyy!!
    Hm-hm-hm-hm~
    Hm-mm-mm~ (humming)
    Hey! Don’t circle me while singing a strange song!
    Stooop!
    Hmm-mmh
    hmm-mmh (humming)
    Waaah! Waaah!
    What should I do nooow?
    ...Ah! I’ve got it!
    If you do this task... you’ll stand out!
    What!!?
    You’ll be able to speak to everyone on equal footing!
    So...
    like what?
    Well! It’ll be like a promotion!
    You’ll be able to lead all the people who have always looked down on us!
    You remember.
    Our recent history...
    Our recent history...

     


    Bulgaria and Romania again…?

     

    Those two countries have just been dragging their feet since they joined.
    That’s why I opposed it.

     

    Teacher!
    Bulgaria and Romania have come over for work, and it’s a big pain.

     

    Does the EU really need Bulgaria and Romania?
    I think it would be better to kick them out and accept Turkey.

     

     

    Ugh... dammit, dammit!
    Damn Eurozone newspapers...
    They’re just writin’ this stuff without knowin’ how the people really feel...
    It’s so harsh... *sob*...
    I dun have any money... ! Of course I hafta work
    until I have enough money to rebuild my country...
    Don’t cry, Bulgariaa!
    I didn’t remind you because I wanted to make you saaad...
    I’ll, I’ll do it...!
    Bulgaria...!!
    To promote myself, I’ll do what I can to
    make my presence as a country more appealing!!
    That’s right, Bulgaria!!
    That’s the spirit!
    Let’s do our best~!
    And I’ll be the main character in this game!
    ...Huh!?