- Translation by: spaceinvaderdud
- LJ Post
America: Honeybee CD collection!
England: Hetalia x Sleeping by Counting Sheep Series!
England & America: “A Good Halloween’s Sleep!”
America: *hums* All right! Now all I have to do is put on the mask and I’ll have a perfectly terrifying Frankenstein monster costume!
America: This is a brand spankin’ new mask I bought just for this occasion! This is the Halloween that I’ll scare England and leave him speechless!
America: Now then… Let’s check if the dropping monster works! *monster scream* That creepy laughing doll should be working too! *laughs*
America: Final preparations are complete! Okay, everything is perfect!
America: I hate to admit it, but every year I try to challenge England in this Halloween scare thing, I always end up losing! As a hero, I musn’t allow myself to lose anymore!
England: *laughs* I feel so good whenever this time of the year comes around. The thought of scaring America to death every Halloween just perks me up!
England: Knowing him, he probably hasn’t learned anything from last year and set up some stupid laughing doll, some cheap dropping monster and got some sort of mask.
England: I’m the genuine master of terror! I’ll make sure America remembers the terrifying power of the mighty British Empire! *evil laugh*
America: All right, England should be coming any second now! Time to put on the mask!
America: Let’s see, the eye holes should be here. Where’s the mirror… *screams* Phew, that was a shock.
America: Ha ha ha! I’m quite the scary monster, if I don’t say so myself! This year, I’m going to win for sure!
*doorbell rings*
England: Hey, America! I’m here, ya punk!
America: Oh, he’s here! All right, time to scare him!
*runs to door*
*America makes monster growl, monster drops and the doll laughs*
England: Huh…
America: Uh… Ha ha ha ha! What’s the matter, England? Too scared to scream? You can scream, “AHHHHH!” or “EEEEEK!” whenever you’re ready!
England: *laughs* Take this!
*And then England was a zombie*
America: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
*Pause. Pause ends at 3:00*
England: Hey, America! How long are you planning to sit there hiding under that blanket?
America: I like sitting on this sofa! Leave me alone!
England: Don’t get angry at me now! You’re the one who challenged me to this best 2 out of 3 thing by seeing who gets scared at a horror movie first!
England: Geez, why do you even watch horror movies if you’re such a scaredy cat?
America: Shut up! That doesn’t involve you! By the way, I’m not a scaredy cat. Take back what you said!
England: All right, you’re a scaredy cat who gets scared and hides under his blanket and shivers on his sofa when he watches a horror movie!
America: A HERO is not afraid of anything! I-I-I just really love this blanket and sofa so mu-
England: Yeah yeah, I got you. All right, I’m going to your guest room and sleep, hero! You better go to sleep soon too!
America: Huh? W-Wait, England! You’re going to sleep before me, you heartless monster?!
England: Who’re you calling a heartless monster?! You should be thankful that I stuck with you through that horror movie thing!
America: That wouldn’t have happened if you didn’t scare me earlier this evening! I wasn’t even scared by what you did but I was really surprised! If I have nightmares, I’m blaming you!
England: Why are you blaming me?!
America: Ahh, Tony isn’t here today either! Oh, I don’t care if it’s you; sleep with me tonight!
England: Huh?! Stop being stupid! This is exactly why I said not to watch a slasher film.
America: What’s wrong with watching that!? Meh, you’d probably betray me anyways and sleep before I can again.
England: What are you talking about?
America: When I was little, whenever I read a scary story and I asked you to sleep with me, you would always betray me and sleep before I could sleep!
England: What are you saying?! I always counted sheep for you until you fell asleep!
America: Oh NOO! You may have done that for me but you would fall asleep during the middle of the count!
England: Oh NOOO! I always counted until you were sound asleep!
America: Oh NOOOO! You always slept before I DID!
England: You punk…
America: All right, I’ll prove to you that you slept before I did! I challenge you to a sleep-off! The first one to fall asleep loses!
England: Sounds good to me! Bring it on! All right, let’s go to your room now!