- Translation by: spaceinvaderdud
- LJ Post
Spain: Ready? Here I go!
*Speedy Gonzales count. Counts until 0:25. Counts 10 sheep.*
Spain: How’s that? That’s how it goes, right?
France: Ahh, it’s definitely your own style, but you are counting someone to sleep. I think you should try to count a little slower next time.
Spain: Really? All right, I’ll definitely do that next count!
*wind and trees blow*
France: It’s certainly quiet…
Spain: You’re right. I wonder if Prussia’s sleeping too.
France: He looks like he’d fall asleep easily. He’s probably sleeping by now! He does have his “Whoa, what?!” moments in him, but when it comes time to battle, he’s a dependable guy.
Spain: Hey now, what’s a great veteran like you saying? You can probably fight someone like England in your sleep!
France: *sigh* Considering how long we’ve been fighting, he would count as an unpleasant veteran too.
Spain: Prussia must be reassured to have someone who knows how to go against England like you, France.
France: Speaking of, that eyebrowed brute really has a lot of nerve to join Austria’s side just because I joined up with Prussia. He always has to interfere with everything I do! I’ll make him cry! If I meet him tomorrow, I’ll definitely make him wail!
Spain: *laughs* If you get this riled up, you won’t be able to sleep! Close your eyes now. I’m gonna continue!
*Counts until 2:39. Counts 20 sheep.*
France: *yawns* Your count this time definitely has that sleepy quality now than your previous count.
Spain: Oh! Really?
France: Yeah. I think I can understand why you soon fell asleep to my count. You were all yawns during it. All… *yawns*
Spain: What’s with that? Well, I guess the important thing is that you’re feeling tired. I’ll keep counting like this. I’m continuing.
*Counts until 4:03. Counts 30 sheep.*
Spain: This really is a nice way to put someone to sleep! I’ll have to try this on Romano when he has trouble sleeping.
France: Geez, you look really happy… Must be nice to have a henchman. I want one of my own too.
Spain: I’m not handing over Romano.
France: Yeah yeah, I know. Tch, if that bull hadn’t attacked me from behind, he would’ve been all mine!
Spain: *laughs* I had a lot of troubles with Romano after that battle. Saying he doesn’t know how to clean when I tell him to, making a big mess when he tries to clean, having a lot of trouble learning Spanish, and he even peed in the house when he couldn’t find the toilet!
France: *laughs* Speaking of, I remember you said to me, “I’m not sure if I have the confidence to rule Romano.” You know, it’s not too late now! You can gimmie Romano anyt-
Spain: I said I’m not handing him over! *Three Stooges smack*
France: Atah!
Spain: Come on now. If you’re done saying stupid things, close your eyes now.
France: Owow. You actually hit me!
Spain: France…
France: I got ya. I’ll be quiet and go to sleep.
Spain: Good! I’m counting again.
*Counts until 6:44. Counts 40 sheep.*
Spain: 41 she-*yawns*
France: Hey now. You look like you’re going to fall asleep first. *yawns*
Spain: *laughs* Looks like you caught my yawn. Feeling sleepy?
France: Yes… I feel like I can go to sleep anytime now.
Spain: I see. Same for me too. You did count for me until I fell asleep so I should at least do the same for you too. Ready to continue?
France: Please do so…
Spain: Roger.
*Counts until 8:37. Counts 50 sheep.*
France: *snores*
Spain: Oh…sound asleep. This really is a nice method. I’m trying this with Romano when I re-*yawns* Man, looks like I can’t stay awake longer too…
Spain: Good night.
*The End…
then footsteps*
Prussia: I JUST REMEMBERED THAT I FORGOT TO TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING!
Spain & France: Guwah?!
France: You’ve got to be kidding me! You not only woke us up once but TWICE! Stop waking up people with that SHRILL voice!
Prussia: Whoa! What are you so angry about?!
France: Don’t ask ME that damn question! I was so riled up that I couldn’t sleep! Spain here put a lot of effort into putting me to sleep and he did! You UNDERSTAND?!
Prussia: Huh? I’m sorry for waking you guys up, but all you need to do is to lie back down and you’ll fall asleep. Anyways, about tomorrow-
France: We counted SHEEP because we had TROUBLE falling asleep! Just when we had the right fairy tale and sleeping mood to finally go to Dreamworld! ONE HUNDRED SHEEP! If you add both of our counts, we counted ONE HUNDRED SHEEP! Even still, you come in here SCREAMING your head off like a condemnable IMBECILE! LEARN SOME GOD DAMN MANNERS!
Prussia: Hey now, you’re louder than me now! You keep screaming like this and you’ll wake up all the soldiers!
France: You are the LAST person on Earth I want to hear that from! Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you?!
Prussia: Why are you so angry?!
France: You are so stupid!
Prussia: I am not stupid!
*They both go back and forth with this.*
Spain: Ha ha… I wonder when I’ll finally get some sleep…