- Translation by: spaceinvaderdud
- LJ Post
*Owl hoots. France and Spain snore*
*Footsteps approach*
Prussia: HAA HA HA HA HAA! You here, Spain!?
France: Wah- Huh?!
Spain: This voice…that you, Prussia?
Prussia: Ohh good, both of you are here! Listen to this! I’ve been making an awesome trap to catch that spoiled brat Austria! It’s finally complete!
Spain: I was wondering why you were missing. France was right about what you were doing alone.
Prussia: Oh, glad to see you don’t let anything slip! I set it up in your area, Spain. With this trap, I’ll be able to hear that spoiled brat’s cries of agony tomorrow! KESESESESESESESESE!
Spain: Ohh. Ha, glad to hear that.
Prussia: NAAHAHAHAHAA! You may praise me anytime!
France: Yeah yeah, great great. I’m happy that your trap is complete and all, but all the other soldiers are sleeping now. Try not to make such a ruckus, okay?
Prussia: Huh? They won’t wake up to something small like this!
Spain: There’d be an even bigger problem with the soldiers if they didn’t wake up to something this loud.
Prussia: By the way, you guys are gonna sleep already? What time is it?
France: Look at the moon. It’s right above us! Just by looking at it, you’d recognize that now’s not the time to be making a huge racket.
Spain: He’s right. It’s time to sleep now.
Prussia: I see. Now that you guys mention it, I do feel a little sleepy now.
France: All right. You should go back to your own tent now. Don’t make too much noise outside and wake the other soldiers going back now!
Prussia: Yeah! LATERS!
Spain: Good night.
*PRUSSIA LEAVES*
Spain: Heh. We’re wide awake now.
France: Ahhh, just when I was starting to fall asleep too. Just a few seconds more and I would’ve spent some sweet time with all the honies in Dreamland.
Spain: Now now, there’s not much we can do now that we’re awake.
France: Well, that’s true but… *sigh* I wonder if we can’t fall asleep again?
Spain: Hmm…Oh! How about I count sheep for you this time?
France: You want to do that again?
Spain: You’ve seen how effective it was just a few moments ago! We should at least do something constructive instead of doing nothing.
France: Well, that’s a good point. Please count.
Spain: Sure! Just leave it to me, the Boss! Now lie down, France.
France: Yup.