- Translation by: spaceinvaderdud
- LJ Post
Russia: *inhale exhale exercises* I did get to hear some counting a few minutes ago, but I feel nervous actually doing it.
Ukraine: *boing of impatience* Russia deeaarr!
Russia: Ah, please give me just a little while longer, sister! I won’t be able to count well if I’m panicky.
Ukraine: Mm. That is true.
Russia: Calm my feelings…regain my composure…focus on…imagining sheep…
Belarus: I shall always wait until you are ready, dear brother. And then night shall become morning, and then the next morning shall follow, and then the two of us shall be together forever.
Russia: I-I’m counting! Close your eyes, you two! Are you ready?
Ukraine: *positive answer boing* Mm! We’re ready anytime! Eyes are closed and ready!
Russia: Okay, I shall begin!
*Counts until 2:14. Counts 10 sheep.*
Russia: Well? My counting wasn’t weird, was it?
Ukraine: Of course not! You did an excellent job counting!
Belarus: You might even be a genius at sheep counting, dear brother!
Russia: *laughs* I’m not really sure if that was a compliment or not, but thank you! But still, I feel a little bit embarrassed even though I’m doing something simple like sheep counting.
Ukraine: *boing of agreement* I know. I did feel a bit embarrassed when I started too. But all I had to do was think about counting just for the two of you and I enjoyed counting!
Belarus: Me too! I thought of you so, sooo, sooooo much while I counted, dear brother.
Russia: *laughs* I think we’re all giving it our hardest at counting because we know that someone is listening to us!
Belarus: Hey, dear brother!
Russia: Hmm?
Belarus: I wish to hear more of your counting.
Ukraine: *boing of agreement* I wanna hear more too! Come on, don’t keep us waiting!
Russia: Mm! I’m a bit embarrassed, but I’ll do my best to count!
*Counts until 4:36. Counts 20 sheep.*
Ukraine: *yawning boing* I feel so peaceful just hearing your voice, Russia dear! Ohh, I feel like I might fall asleep anytime now! *yawns*
Russia: *laughs* You look so sleepy, sister! You yawning like that…*yawns*
Ukraine: *giggles* Looks like you caught my yawn, Russia dear!
Russia: Ha! This sheep counting sleeping method might just be the real deal. *yawns*
Belarus: *manly yawn* It looks like I caught your yawn, dear brother~!
Russia: *laughs* I couldn’t really hear a yawn from that, but that’s all I’m saying about that…
Belarus: Having caught your yawn is surely a sign that we have no choice but to marry now, dear brother.
Russia: Yeah, I’m not saying a single quip. If I do, I’ll definitely be surrounded by that marry word again. Still, times like these aren’t half bad. Everyone gathered around like this, spending time like this together. My chest feels so warm and I feel so happy.
Belarus: I have a favor to ask you, dear brother.
Russia: Hm? What is it?
Belarus: May I stay by your side from now on too?
Russia: O-Of course you can! As long as we’re not talking about marriage.
Belarus: Tch, disappointing.
Ukraine: Oh, Russia dear, please stop talking with dear Belarus and continue counting. Your voice is so pleasant that I want to hear more!
Russia: Ah, I’m sorry. I’m counting now.
*Counts until 7:51. Counts 30 sheep.*
*Belarus and Ukraine snore*
Russia: It looks like they’re both asleep.
*Belarus snores*
Russia: And they both look so normal and cute sleeping like this…
Ukraine: Russia DEAR!
Russia: Wah, Wh-What is it?!
Ukraine: I don’t care if I only have it until morning, please give your sister the Kievan Ruusss…
Russia: Oh, she’s just sleep talking. That was a shock! Still, I never realized that the Kievan Rus’ succession bothered her so much.
Belarus: DEAR BROTHER!
Russia: Wah! You too, Belarus?
Belarus: Let us have our marriage ceremony in the center of the world tomorrow…mum mum.
Russia: Honestly, they shouldn’t scare me like that.
*Both of them snore*
Russia: But still, everyone gathered together like this is definitely the best. It’s like we’re back in the old days. I want to take a nap with everyone in a warm sunflower field somewhere someday. Together with sis, Belarus, Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia. If that day ever came,
Belarus: NAH!
Russia: WAH?!
Belarus: You need not wait someday! We can become ONE at this VERY MOMENT! NOW, DEAR BROTHER! LET US GET MARrRIEDmarRIeDmaRRIedaRrIEDYMAAAARRRRRRIIIIEEEEEEDDDDD!
Russia: GO HOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!