- Translation by: spaceinvaderdud
- LJ Post
Russia: I knew this would happen…I knew this would happen but I’m still scared! This is just plain terrorism now!
Belarus: Dear brother… Do you really detest the idea of being married to me that much?! Even when we are this close… Even after I expressed all my emotions for you… Why will you not understand how I feel about thi-
Russia: I don’t want to understand! You’re scarier than anything else in the history of the world!
Belarus: WHEN did you become such a tsundere, dear brother?! There is nothing to be ashamed of! All we need to do is get married, and eternal happiness shall finally be ours!
Russia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ukraine: Now, Belarus dear, you shouldn’t surprise dear Russia like that! You’ll keep him awake! He was just starting to feel sleepy too!
Belarus: That has nothing to do with this! The most important matter now is a a marriage between my DEAR BROTHER and I! Yes, if I am able to marry him, I shall always be by his side forever and ever…
Russia: It’s…It’s not important at all! It’s not important at all! It’s not important at all!
Ukraine: Ohh…*concerned boing* Dear Russia’s in a panic and dear Belarus won’t listen to anything now. What should I do?
Belarus: Feel it, dear brother? You can feel my warmth on your body, right? If we were together, I shall be glad to give you this warmth at any time…
Russia: Ahhh…
Belarus: Humans are at their best when they are honest with each other. Now hurry and say you’ll marry me! You shall feel so much better…
Ukraine: Oh, I have an excellent idea! *intervention boing* Hey! How would you like it if Russia counted sheep for us this time around?
Russia: Huh? Me?
Belarus: Dear brother?
Ukraine: I want to hear Russia’s voice when he counts sheep. You want to hear it too right, Belarus dear?
Belarus: Dear brother’s sheep counting… That doesn’t sound bad at all!
Ukraine: Right?
Russia: “Right?” I am a bit troubled being put on the spot like this, you know?
Ukraine: *boing* Now then, let’s all cover up nice and tight now! *cover up boing*
Russia: Hey. Hey!
Russia: They’re expecting me to do this, but do I really have to do this?
Belarus & Ukraine: Starrreeee…
Russia: Y-You can look at me with those expectant eyes all you want…
Belarus & Ukraine: Starrreeeee…
Russia: *sighs* All right, then. I’ll count.
Ukraine: *hooray boing* All right! Nice one, Russia dear!
Belarus: Please hurry and count for us, dear brother!
Russia: Mm! Just give me a moment.