- Translation by: spaceinvaderdud
- LJ Post
Hungary: Well, as long as I’m here, I should join the two of you! May I, Ita?
Italy: Yes! Please go ahead!
Hungary: Thank you!
Austria: Are all of you ready?
Austria: I shall begin now!
*Austrian Aristocrat Rage count. Counts until 0:53. Counts 10 sheep.*
Hungary: Well that counting was, uh, very much like you, Mr. Austria.
Holy Rome: Agreed. Hmm? What’s wrong, Italy?
Italy: Mr. Austria is scaryyyy~.
Austria: How am I scary? Hungary! I am counting correctly, am I not?
Hungary: Well, it is true that your counting was very much like you, but I think that the way you counted caused us to be a little nervous and we find ourselves awake. I think if you just hide the “Fall asleep, you fool!” aura you’re emitting in your count, it would improve your counting.
Austria: It was not my intention to emit that sort of aura….
Holy Rome: It doesn’t look that way from my point of view.
Austria: …Very well, I shall try.
*Annoyed Austrian Aristocrat count. Counts until 2:23. Counts 20 sheep.*
Austria: How was that? I expect that there should be no complaints now!
Italy: Ah! Oh, yes…
Austria: Why are you making that “I want to say something but I can’t.” face?
Italy: I’m sorry…
Hungary: Mr. Austria. I did think that your previous count was good, but I think if you count more gently and calmly, it will improve even more!
Austria: What an abstract request.
Hungary: How should I put this… Oh! Count like you’re singing a lullaby.
Austria: Now that you mention it, we did discuss lullabies a few moments ago. I do not know if I will be able to imitate that tone…
*Counts until 4:05. Counts 30 sheep.*
Italy: *snores*
Holy Rome: Are you asleep, Italy?
Hungary: Shhh! Ita was trying so hard to stay up before. We shouldn’t wake the little one!
Holy Rome: You-You’re right!
Austria: I do like the silence sleeping Italy brings.
Hungary: *giggles I really enjoy the verve awake Italy brings.
Austria: Is that so? Italy makes many blunders, snitches food in secret, and doodles on all of my art when I’m not looking!
Hungary: Well, it is true that Italy is a bit clumsy, but Italy always works hard, is honest and good at heart!
Austria: I think it goes without saying, but you are quite lenient on Italy, you know?
Hungary: *giggles* That might be true. Mr. Austria, will you please continue counting that way just a little longer?
Austria: I shall resume.
*Counts until 6:18. Counts 40 sheep.*
Hungary: It looks like Holy Rome is also asleep, Mr. Austria.
Austria: Amazing. I never thought it would be this effective.
Hungary: Don’t you think doing requests like these are great?
Austria: I have my doubts on that. Now then, I shall continue. Please close your eyes.
Hungary: You’re going to put me to sleep too?
Austria: Yes. You are exhausted too, are you not?
Hungary: Mr. Austria….
Austria: Hurry now. I shall count soon.
Hungary: *yawns* Yes….
*Counts until 8:27. Counts 50 sheep.*
*snoring*
Italy: Pasta~.
Holy Rome: Italy….
Hungary: *giggles Oh Ita…You’re so adorable~….
Austria: I never thought it would actually work, but it looks like everyone is sound asleep. Good grief.
Italy: Viiii~.
Austria: Well, I think that should be enough for one day.
Austria: *opens door* Gute Nacht. *closes door*