- Translation by: spaceinvaderdud
- LJ Post
Italy: Alright, here I count!
Italy: 1 sheep over the fence.
Italy: 2 sheep over the fence.
*continues counting until 0:53. Counts up to 10 sheep*
Italy: Hey hey, bro! Am I good at counting? Am I?
Romano: You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck! You really suck!
Italy: No way!
Romano: But I’m a tolerant person, so I’ll allow your bad counting to continue!
Romano: Be grateful, my spoiled little brother!
Italy: Hooray!
Italy: All right, I’m gonna put in a ton of spirit into my counting, bro sir!
*Resumes counting and continues until 2:12. Counts up to 20 sheep.*
Italy: Hey hey, bro! Feeling sleepy? Are ya, are ya?
Romano: I’m feeling sleepy out of my own will. My sleepiness is not related to your counting!
Romano: Seriously, my drowsiness is all me, damn it! Dam…n i…
Italy: Hooray!
Italy: All right, I’m going to continue now, bro sir!
*Resumes counting and continues until 3:34. Counts up to 30 sheep.*
Italy: Vee! I just remembered something that happened in Germany’s house!
Italy: You listening, bro?
Italy: Come on, bro!
Romano: I’M GOING TO RIP YOUR BALLS OFF, YOU BASTARD!
Italy: *really high-pitched scream*
Romano: You keep saying stuff like *Veneziano impression* “Am I good?” *own voice* AND *Veneziano impression* “Feeling sleepy?”
Romano: *own voice* How am I suppose to sleep if you keep trying to talk to me!?
Romano: Are you some sort of idiot!? CHIGIIII!
Italy: I-I’m sorry, big bro! I’ll continue counting so don’t be angry!
Romano: If you’re gonna count, count.
Italy: Okay! I’ll do my best again!
*Resumes counting. At 4:55*
Italy: 35 sheep…over the fence.
Italy: *Yawns*
*Resumes counting in a tired tone until 5:39. Counts up to 40 sheep. Italy drifts into sleep.*
Romano: Stuuupppiidd little crapheeeaaddd.
Romano: How am I gonnnaaa sleeeep if you faalll asleeeppp, you jeeerk…
Italy: Ve!?
Italy: I-I’m not sleeping!
Romano: *frustrated noises followed by a yawn and a snore*
Italy: Ohhh! Bro’s looks like he’s ready to fall asleep now!
Italy: All right, I’m almost there! Let’s get moving, sheep!
*Resumes counting until 7:31. Counts up to 50 sheep*
Romano: *snores and makes sleep grunts*
Italy: Bro? Brooo?
Romano: *sleep mumbling*
Italy: Big bro…You’re finally asleep.
Romano: *snores* …ou jer…
Italy: I did it! I knew I could help out my bro somehow!
Italy: But…
Italy: Vee…I think I might just…fall asleep too…
Italy: Good night…
Italy: *ve-snore*