Hetalia x Hitsuji de Oyasumi Vol 1: Italy & Romano – Track 02 “I’m Counting Now, You Jerk!”

Romano: One sheep…over the fence.

Romano: Two sheep…over the fence.

*continues until 50 seconds in. He counts up to ten sheep.*

Italy: Ve?

Italy: You all right, big bro?

Romano: Your face is so damn annoying that I want to beat it up, damn it!

Italy: Ve!?

Italy: Vehehehe~.

Romano: What’s with that look on your face? You said you wanted me to count!

Italy: It’s just that I as I imagine the sheep jumping, they look like they might trip over when they land.

Romano: And I guess they look like that because of the way I count?

Italy: Umm…Umm…

Romano: Damn it! I do all this counting and I get treated like this!?

Romano: Doing all of this is really embarrassing for me, you know!?

Romano: I’m going to continue counting so you’d better fall asleep and you’re going to buy some gelato for me when you wake up!

Italy: O-Okay. Wait, don’t make any demands now!

*Resumes counting. Continues until 2:20. Counts up to 20 Sheep*

Italy: Wow! You’re amazing, big bro!

Italy: I’m starting to feel all sleepy-like now!

Romano: I take it that means I get 2 gelato for my counting?

Italy: I’ll buy you gelato after this!

Italy: Hehehe! Germany’s really good at counting sheep too!

Italy: When I heard about this method from him, I asked him to count for me-

Romano: Don’t talk about that potato-loving bastard!

Italy: Eeeek! I-I’m sorry!

Italy: Why do you get so angry when I mention him?

Italy: Germany’s a really nice guy!

Romano: I just can’t like that jerk.

Romano: He’s rough, he’s scary, and all muscular and brawny, he always has to find some hidden interpretations and not just take something at face value whenever he watches a movie, and he always has to add so much asparagus to his lunch and I just want to POW him in the kisser and send him flying to the Moon!

[T/N: I couldn’t understand that last part right there so I just made up something out of the parts I made out. >_> If anyone wants to set me straight on the last part, it would be much appreciated.]

Romano: *breathes heavily* He’s one terrible potato-eating bastard.

Italy: He may be all brawny and he is scary when he’s angry,

Italy: but he always comes to my rescue and he’s very reliable!

Romano: Hmph!

Italy: And Japan may be a bit strange, but he’s praised the artwork in my home, he doesn’t get angry easily, and he’s an overall nice gu-

Romano: That’s enough! Do you want to go to sleep or not?

Romano: Stop talking so much and lie down. I’m continuing.

Italy: O-Okay…

*Resumes counting. Continues until 4:25. Counts up to 30 Sheep*

Romano: *yawn*

Romano: Man, I’m already bored of counting sheep, damn it!

Romano: Why does it have to be sheep, anyways!? You can count something else and it’d still be okay, cazzo!

Italy: Oh, that’s a good question…

Italy: Hmm…Well, sheep are definitely fluffy, and soft, and they do feel good.

Italy: I think that the more sheep you count, the more you’ll be surrounded by their fluffy and soft wool, and then you’ll feel really relaxed and fall asleep.

Romano: I suddenly want to drive a quill pen straight into your face and see if ink comes out.

Romano: *sigh* I’m taking a small leak.

Italy: Hmm. It’s a shame I didn’t ask why it was sheep.

Romano: Shut up. I never liked hearing reasons anyways, idiot!

Romano: If you keep babbling on about this, the siesta will be over!

Romano: Sleep! SLEEEEEEEP!

*Resumes counting. Continues until 6:22. Counts up to 40 Sheep*

Italy: Hehehe~

Romano: My stupid little brother. You really have no idea how much trouble you’re causing me, you know?

Romano: Stupid, stupid. Stop making that weird face, stupid.

Italy: I can’t help it. We don’t really do things like this together, right?

Italy: I feel kind of happy now!

Romano: W-What’s gotten into you?

Romano: Anyways, we don’t do stuff like this because you keep getting friendly with those guys.

Romano: Especially that Germany guy. No matter how much you praise and compliment him, I’m never gonna accept him!

Italy: Come on, bro. You’re getting a whole lot of Germans visiting your home too, you know?

Italy: Try and be friendly to him!

Romano: Shut up… I’m already fed up with them coming here and sightseeing at my place.

Italy But… Oh…*yawn*

Romano: Look, you’re already starting to get sleepy now, so stop with the talking already.

Romano: I’m continuing. Here I go.

*Resumes counting. Continues until 8:40. Counts up to 50 Sheep*

Italy: *ve-snore*

Romano: He’s finally asleep…

Romano: Damn it. Why am I doing something this embarrassing…

Romano: Stupid…Stupid…

Italy: *ve-snore*

Romano: *sigh* And you just have to look tense while you’re sleeping, rotten brother.

Romano: I wonder how much I…

Italy: Oh…Big brother.

Romano: God damn it.

Romano: Well, I guess doing stuff like this is nice once in a while…

Romano: YEAH, LIKE HELL IT IS!

Romano: GOD DAMN YOU, SPOILED BROTHER! DAMN IT!