- Translation by: spaceinvaderdud
- LJ Post
Italy: Honeybee CD Collection!
Romano: Hetalia x Sleeping by Counting Sheep Series Volume 1!
Brothers: “Good Night and Sweet Siestas!”
Italy: Veee~
Italy: Ve, Ve, Veee…
Romano: Hey, you little punk! I’m talking to you, rotten Veneziano!
Romano: Quit groaning in the garden, you jerk!
Romano: You’re gonna scare the squirrels into biting your ass with that groaning.
Italy: Big bro!
Italy: What-What should I do!? Help me!
Romano: No way! I’m not gonna listen to a single letter you say!
Romano: I’m just going to pretend you don’t exist and take my siesta!
Italy: My siesta is what I need help in!
Italy: I’m begging you, brother! Help me here!
Romano: Stop it! I’m not helping!
Romano: Why don’t you go whine to that potato-loving bastard, jerk!
Italy: Uhhh~, uhhh~! BROTHER!
Romano: I’ll give you three seconds of my time then…
Romano: One! Two! Three! Italy: Hooray! Nice one, Brothe-
Romano: Oh look, time’s up! Not listening to you anymore! Arrivederci!
Italy: BIG BROTHER!
Romano: Naaah. Naaah.
Romano: NAAAAAAAAHHH!
Italy: Ohh, come on Brother!
Italy: I’m really… really…
Italy: *sob sob*
Italy: Brother! BROTHER!
Romano: Shut up already!
Italy: S-Sorry…
Italy: Don’t get angry at me, Brother…
Romano: *exasperated sighs*
Romano: So, what’s the problem?
Italy: The truth is…
Italy: It’s time for my siesta and I CAN’T SLEEP A WINK!
Romano: Huh!? You’re lying, cazzo!
Italy: What should I do, big bro? Help me!
Romano: You probably slept early or something yesterday because there were no girls for you to hit on for once.
Italy: Nope. Everything was normal yesterday.
Romano: Then why can’t you sleep?
Italy: I don’t know either! That’s why I’m worried!
Romano: For now, why don’t you just lie down and close your eyes.
Romano: Don’t open your eyes unless I say so.
Romano: You should fall asleep during that time. Bye now!
Italy: Wait, big bro! Hold on!
Italy: Stomp!
Romano: Woah! What the hell are you doing!?
Italy: That’s what I thought at first too and it’s always worked before,
Italy: but it isn’t working at all now!
Romano: How about you get a bullet shot from that potato-eater? I bet that’ll knock you out!
Italy: If I do that, I’m afraid I’m going to get a one-way ticket straight to where Grandpa Rome is!
Italy: Uhh~! The siesta’s going to end at this rate!
Italy: If I can’t have my siesta, I’m going to die!
Romano: Oh no you won’t!
Romano: Stop messing with me!
Romano: Fine then! Why don’t you just get drunk with that potato-eater today until it’s midnight and go around like a drunk bozo, damn it!
Romano: I’m not like that England ba-
Romano: Wait.
Romano: He’s not sleeping now.
Romano: Let’s see…
Romano: Mr. England.
Romano: I’m not like Mr. England! I can’t just use magic to help you so don’t rely on me!
Romano: Got that, my stupid little brother?
Italy: Oh! You can help me without using magic!
Italy: I just remembered that I heard a good way to fall asleep a while back!
Romano: Oh? And what’s this good way?
Italy: Yup! When you can’t get to sleep, they say counting sheep helps you fall asleep!
Italy: When you’re busy counting the sheep, they say you’ll get tired and fall straight to sleep!
Romano: Wait a minute! Who told you about this counting stuff?
Italy: Well, when I was talking with Japan and Germany a while back, Germany said-
Romano: I won’t do anything that potato-loving BASTARD SAYS!
Italy: Brother! I’ve been in an alliance with that potato guy for a while now, you know!
Italy: Don’t get so angry, brother!
Italy: Germany’s a really nice guy!
Romano: Shut up!
Romano: There’s no way in hell I’ll approve any method you heard from that bastard!
Italy: No way… I really can’t fall asleep.
Italy: I’m on my knees, big brother! You have to help me here!
Romano: NO. WAY. BRO!
Italy: WAAAH! Big bro! Please! Brother!
Italy: Vee! Veeeeeveveveveveveeeeveeeeveeee!
Romano: Hey! Let go of me!
Italy: Veeee… Veeeveeeveeeuuuuhhhh…
Romano: LET! GO! OF! ME!
Italy: Veeeeeeeeee! VeeeeeuuuuuuuuhhhhhH!
Romano: Tch!
Romano: Damn it!
Italy: Veee! Veeeveveveveveveveveveveve.
Romano: Oh fine, I get it!
Romano: I’ll count for you so let go of me!
Italy: Woah, really? You’ll really count sheep for me?
Romano: *pant pant* Yes…I will…
Romano: I’ll count them for you…
Italy: Hooray! Thank you so much, big bro!
Romano: Damn it…
Italy: Sheepy sheep~, sheepy sheep~, baa~!
Romano: I’ve got no choice.
Romano: I’m going to start now!