- Based on Comic Diary 8: “Erotic Ambassador”
- Translation by: splatteredminds
- LJ Post
Announcer: The World’s Most Sensual Entity.
France: Say… Say, England…
England: Oh, is that you, France? What do you want?
France: Well, listen… I think I’ll yield the title of “the world’s most sensual entity” to you.
England: What the hell do you mean by “the world’s most sensual entity”?
France: People tend to see me like that, don’t they? Because I’m oozing sexual pheromones without knowing it.
England: I’m not really sure about the pheromones bit. People often use the expression “French kiss,” so I picture you as being erotic.
France: Isn’t it so? But I did read in the newspapers that wherever you are, whatever you do, you can *beep* masturbate. Plus, even in public lavatories and pubs, you have *beep* condom and *beep* vibrator vending machines. I don’t think I can do the same thing.
England: Geh!
France: It’s fine now. From now on, I… I shall devote myself to advertising my agricultural products and go on living like that.
England: What are you talking about?! First and foremost, if you’re talking about “the world’s most sensual entity,” Greece would be more suitable, wouldn’t he? That guy’s number one for sexual frequency in the world.
France: Greece does have sex frequently, but his sexual activities are normal.
England: How the hell would you know?
France: Oh, how tasteless… Want me to tell you?
England: Eeeya-! Don’t come close to me! Don’t touch me!!
*boing*
America: Then, you can come to my place now. If you’re a football player who has some muscles, or a cheerleader whose breasts are quite bouncy, you’ll be treated as a sexy person! Even if it’s someone like Germany, he’d be considered sexy at my place! Dddrrruuu~
Japan: What an incredible sense of values.
England: Geh! America and Japan? Why have you appeared so suddenly? Greetings, England-san and France-san. What are you doing in the middle of the street like this?
England: Well, anyone will do. France’s saying that I’m horny, so please do something about it…
America: Eh? That is true, isn’t it?
England: E-eh… As you said it with such a serious look, I can’t really respond, even if I wanted to.
Japan: I’m sorry, but I can’t back you up, either.
England: Japan, even you?!
France: Isn’t it so? Wasn’t I right?
Japan: It will be fine if you get into 2D things, too, England-san.
England: Eh? 2D…
Japan: Yes! If it’s 2D, your body won’t be sullied. Your heart will be a bit, though.
England: Eh… wait… that’s a bit…
Japan: How so?! If you turn on your computer, you can meet them right away! And it’ll look to others as if you’re seriously working! With the current development of Internet, this age IS THE 2D AGE!!
England: Now I sort of understand why Japan came in dead last in the frequency of sex in the world.
France: Me too.