America: Hello, everybody. For some reason, England said that he wants to stay overnight at my house.
England: Who said that?! It can’t be helped since we have a meeting at your house.
America: Oh, that’s right. Ya~~ Since we have a meeting at Washington tomorrow, I will allow you to stay at my newly built house since it can’t be helped. AHAHAHAHA~~
England: America~ Ha! Although your house is new, it looks cheap.
America: AHAHAHA~ Unlike your old house, my house has a leading edge when it comes to efficiency.
England: You definitely do not know what is the value of traditionalism and history.
America: What are you talking about? How unfortunate that you are not able to appreciate my sense. Just as I thought, new things are the B-E-S-T.
England: AMERICA~~
America: Oh to to. We reached. This will be your room. However, even though I said this many times, don’t make a racket in the room.
England: As long as you are not here, I won’t.
America: Then, oyasumi~~ goodnight~~
England: Seriously, to say all he wanted and left like that. Never mind, let’s just tuck in already to be ready for tomorrow.
*ghost*
England: Eh- Eck!
America: *yawn* It is about time to sleep. Ah?
England: AMERICA! THERE IS SOMETHING IN MY ROOM!
America: Ahahaha! Just like what you always do to make a fuss rightaway. Everyone, isn’t he rude?
Alien: Fuck you bubu.
America: Really, England you are hopeless. So what happened?
England: That’s right! I am talking about a ghost! A ghost appeared in my room!
America: A ghost? AHAHAHA! A ghost?! England, you sure can dream.
Alien: Right bubu!
England: I really saw a ghost just now!! And a really evil looking one!!
America: This again. Didn’t you always tell me stories about your illusions of an unicorn?
Alien: Unicorn bubu.
England: America, you are with an alien again. Not to mention the numbers is increasing!!
America: I am telling you that they are not aliens. I am with my friend Tony. Then, it is his friend and his friend’s friend
England: What is with this strange relationship? .
America: Ahaha! You can say a friend’s friend is my friend!! Putting that aside, England, you saw an illusion again?
England: I AM TELLING YOU IT IS NOT AN ILLUSION!
Alien: Bubu.
England: That’s why! The alien and friends over there, just shut up! You have been trying to irritate me since just now.
America: Even if you said that, the truth is you just wanted to sleep together in the same room in the same way we did in the past, right?
Alien: Love me bubu. Kiss me bubu.
England: Just because you are impure so you are not able to see it but a unicorn is really cute. The fur is really silky soft, and splendid to touch and when I am lonely, it will keep me company too. It is seriously cute! I am telling you again it is not a illusion. A unicorn is- and then, and then-
America: England.
*silence*
America: It is better that you see a doctor.
England: THAT’S WHY I AM SAYING IT IS NOT A ILLUSION!
Alien: Hospital bubu
America: Since it can’t be helped, I shall take a look at your room. England, you sure is child-like that I can’t refuse you.
England: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A CHILD?!!
America: So this is the room that you saw a ghost?
England: Yes. I saw it just now. Wah! This is horrible.
America: Even so, I used this room a few times before and I have never seen a ghost before.
England: If that is so, why don’t you open and see for yourself?!! It is this strange black- strange and disgusting thing!
America: Saying that again. Are you so scared that you are speaking nonsense?
England: I really did see it clearly with my eyes. It is black disgusting shadow with a moustade and laughing complacently. (is it me or is he describing France niisan?)
Ghost
America and England: AHHHHHHHH~~~~~~
*run*
Alien: Scary cat bubu
America: England, it is okay for you to sleep here just for tonight.
England: I guess it can’t be helped but only for tonight.
Alien: FUCK bu
Narrator: Hence, these two while shivering away, spent the night together with other life forms. The very next morning.
France: In the end, I couldn’t sleep well. I am sleepy. Even though it is said that we have a meeting, the idiotic America is late again in the end and England didn’t appear at all.
*knock*
France: Oi. America. The meeting has started.
* more knocking*
France: Oi. America. Meeting. The meeting! What are we supposed to do if the leader of the assembly isn’t present!
**door open*
France: Are. The door is not locked.
*France enter*
France: What is this? England is here properly as well. Oi! Wake up already!
America: *sound*
France: What? Are you ignoring me? OI!! *shock*
Fairy 1: Today’s weather is nice and feels good.
Fairy 2: Right. Right. Let’s play somemore.
France: Wings- – tinny little girls are– f – flying in the air–
Brownie: Are, are. England went to sleep again without tidying his work. I shall just do it for him.
France: Thi- This time, it is a o- o- doll sized grandpa is. Not to mention he is tidying up the documents up for England!
Fairy: Brownie, just put aside the job and play with us.
Brownie: I am busy at the moment, you guys just play with unicorn.
Fairy: That’s really boring, isn’t it? Unicorn.
France: Eh! A horse and a horn attached!! Even a horse is!!
Dwarf: He found us!
Fairy: This is bad! Run!
France: EHHH!!! WHAT WAS THAT!!!
England: SHUT UP!!
France: Ahh!
England: Don’t scream all of a sudden when you are right beside me.
France: What the. It is just you.
England: Seriously, what is it?
America: Hmm~~ What is with the racket so early in the morning? Did England see some sort of illusion again?
France: LISTEN, AMERICA. IN THIS ROOM THAT YOU GUYS ARE IN, THERE ARE GIRLS WITH WINGS ATTACHED, THEN THERE IS A DOLL-SIZED GRANDPA AND A HORSE WITH A HORN. RIGHT OVER THERE.
America: France.. It would be better that you get a doctor to look at you too.
Alien: — Fuck—.
France: AMERICA, DAMN YOU. LOOK AT THAT ALIEN! I DON’T WANT TO BE SAID THAT TO BY YOUR FRIEND!
America: WHAT! I DON’T WANT TO BE SAID THAT TO AS WELL FROM SOMEONE WHOSE BRAIN IS AS EMPTY AS HIS STOMACH!
England: ENOUGH! BOTH OF YOU JUST SHUT UP!
England: Seriously, what was that yesterday night? Did it come by Bursby chair? Did it finally came as my reinforcement?
America: *something* (I can’t catch his words. he is just mumbling. someone tell me what he said.)
France: Nevertheless, what was that just now? I was woken up twice yesterday night as well. (so it was you, France. The most disturbing is why is he sleeping standing up right in front of the door?)