 | Wha-- me? |
 | >Sorry~ I really wanted to do it, though. |
 | One of the members from the Magic Club, Eng... er, Mr. Blahblah (cough cough) keeps pestering me about when I’m going to do it… |
 | But... well, my boss says I don’t have the time for such things... |
 | Nah, I get it, same here. He’s like, “If you’ve got time to play around, go get a side job.” |
 | He said that!? But you’re allllways just messin’ around, aren’t you? |
 | Screw you! You’re going by yourself! |
 | That’s not something a friend would sayyy! I’m counting on youuu-! There’s no one else I can count ooon. |
 | What about Mr. Russia? |
 | Wha!? Um… Well, Mr. Russia is... his existence itself... is pretty scary... |
 | I... will not deny that. |
| Pleeease!!? I’ll give you candy! |
| I’m too old to be bribed with candy. |
 | How old are you this year? |
 | Hmm... well, somewhere around... 3? |
| You aren’t 300 years old, are you? |
| No~ope♪ |
 | 3000? |
 | One more time! |
| 30,000!? You can’t be! |
| I am 30,000! In short, I have the national power of 30,000! |
 | You’re stretching that! |
| Am not! That’s why I’m your senior, so I won’t go! |
| Nooo! You don’t understand! Pleeease! Come over! We’ll keep each other companyyy!! |
 | Hm-hm-hm-hm~ Hm-mm-mm~ (humming) |
| Hey! Don’t circle me while singing a strange song! Stooop! |
| Hmm-mmh hmm-mmh (humming) |
 | Waaah! Waaah! |
| What should I do nooow? ...Ah! I’ve got it! If you do this task... you’ll stand out! |
 | What!!? |
 | You’ll be able to speak to everyone on equal footing! |
| So... like what? |
 | Well! It’ll be like a promotion! You’ll be able to lead all the people who have always looked down on us! |
 | You remember. Our recent history... |
 | Our recent history... |
Bulgaria and Romania again…?
Those two countries have just been dragging their feet since they joined.
Teacher!
Does the EU really need Bulgaria and Romania? |
 | Ugh... dammit, dammit! Damn Eurozone newspapers... They’re just writin’ this stuff without knowin’ how the people really feel... It’s so harsh... *sob*... I dun have any money... ! Of course I hafta work until I have enough money to rebuild my country... |
| Don’t cry, Bulgariaa! I didn’t remind you because I wanted to make you saaad... |
| I’ll, I’ll do it...! |
 | Bulgaria...!! |
| To promote myself, I’ll do what I can to make my presence as a country more appealing!! |
 | That’s right, Bulgaria!! That’s the spirit! Let’s do our best~! |
 | And I’ll be the main character in this game! |
| ...Huh!? |
