Hetalia Drama CD ~Prologue~ – Track 02 “Inter Mission ~The Formation of the World Task Force G5~” (Partial Translation)

[Note: This is only a translation for the second half of this track.]

Narration: Around this time, at a certain countries’ National Parliament Building’s Break Room Two…

Lithuania: Everyone! I’ve made tea!

England: Ah, I’ll have some.

(tea pouring, sipping sounds)

England: Ahh. There’s nothing like a spot of tea to make the afternoon complete.

Lithuania: I agree. Would Russia-san like some as well?

Russia: Hm? Why of course~ I would deliciously partake anything, as long as it’s made by Lithuania.

Lithuania: *nervous pause* Well then, I have it served with strawberry jam. Oh and yes, how about trying some prepared-for-tea strawberry flavor or lemon flavor that I made at my house? And I have this here, which is my speciality, very rare in the world, put into tea and enjoy, amber flavor as well! Let’s see, and I also have…

Russia: Nfufu. You really do like making flavors, don’t you?

Lithuania: Well, compared to Russia-san’s house where you just throw anything in your soup, it’s not that kind of—

Russia: KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL…

Lithuania: …I’m sorry…

France: What’s this? Is Onii-san the only one with café? *heh heh* I should have known I’d be the only man that would know the difference.

England: I’ll pretend I didn’t hear whatever you’re babbling about.

America: *MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH*

England: America! I have no idea what you’re saying! Stop trying to talk while you eat.

America: *mmph mmp–gulp!* Like I was saying. Now that Germany is away, how about I take on the Hero Red role!

England: It was about that after all?!

America: Now, now, now. This is very important! Finding someone to take on the Red role that saves the earth is our highest priority! Ah, and by the way, you can be Yellow okay? Since you like curry and all.

England: WHO ARE YOU CALLING YELLOW, YOU WANKER?! *grumble* Though it is true that lately I’ve been addicted to curry so much that I’ve even forgotten the taste of fish and chips. Still, there isn’t that much of a difference between what you and I eat!

America: Hmm. And I guess France can be Blue.

France: Well, you get it don’t you America? Finally you’ve begun to realize my overflowing love. Blue~ *heh heh* A color that suits the cool me very well. Yes, the ocean blue. The sky blue. And then, my blue.

England: What the heck are you on? “My blue” doesn’t make any sense.

America: And Green can be China, who’s currently absent because he’s taking care of his panda. And Pink could be…

Russia: Ah, I’ll do Pink!

England: YOU?!

Lithuania: Ahh, then I’ll be the person behind the scenes making the machines!

England: Don’t you get into this.

America: Alright! Everyone’s assembled! Okay then, let’s do it! America Red!!

France: France Blue~

Russia: Russia Piiiiink~

America: Along with England and China!

Lithuania: T, The person behind the scenes making the machines!

Narration: And so, the World Task Force G5 was formed!

England: DON’T FORM IT!! AND DON’T INCLUDE ME IN IT!!

America: With the world’s peace, we shall have fun with it!

England: Uneasiness…

Russia: Eheh! The flower solider Russia-san has arrived~

Lithuania: ……. P, Please don’t wink when you’re faced towards here.