Original (2011/12/30) | LJ Post: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Transations: spaceinvaderdud, y4nderenka
 | …It’s really nice to have a day like this from time to time. |
 | You’re right! |
 | This feels way too strange, ya bastard… |
 | There are days like that, too… |
 | What time is it… wait, what?! Now that I think about it, didn’t we call like a whole bunch of other people over here?! |
 | …They really are late. That’s why we’re passing time peacefully like this. The Nordic group said they would come at their designated time and I’m happy to hear that, but what are my brother and the permanent members of the UN Security Council doing? |
 | Is your brother gonna do that dance again? |
 | That dance was so fun and interesting! If he does that again, I guarantee it’ll be a blast! Oh, and that wrestling move Germany used on Prussia at the end was sweet! |
 | Please, can we forget about that? |
| Excuse me, Mr. Cuba. I know this is much earlier than planned for you, but a question has arrived for you. If it is not too much trouble, would you please answer it? |
 | Gotcha! Just lay off on those ridiculous questions, alright? |
 | It’s okay to just answer as much as you want to answer. Ahem! Your question is “What will happen when Cuba and Spain talk to each other?” |
 | Aw, is that it? Hey, Spain! |
 | Hm? What’s up? |
| We gotta question that says what’ll happen when you and I talk! |
 | Really? I just gotta talk with you right, Cuba? |
 | Kinda hard to find a topic to talk about though since I just kinda asked ya to talk to me out of nowhere. |
 | How about Spain and his little underwear incident? |
 | Cut me some slack here~. |
| What’s that about? Did something happen before I got here? |
| Oh! They talk normally with each other! |
| We’ve been getting along with each other pretty well lately… no, very well. He’s helped with a lot of things. So yeah, it is pretty normal. |
| So, what’s this about you and your underwear? |
| Seriously, pretend you didn’t hear that! |
 | Mm. Thank you, you two. The next question is for you, Seychelles. |
 | Hiya, hiya! I’ll answer anything! |
| “Please tell me the contents of your prank call.” …Prank call? |
 | Yup! I’ll say my name and everything straight up when I prank call England. I’ll pretend to talk about the TV instruction manual with him. |
| That’s really… trivial. |
 | Apparently Mr. Hong Kong prank called England by talking to him about the phonebook and the Parasaurolophus! |
| Not only that, England actually went with it too. In a weird way, he’s kind of a nice guy by doing that! |
 | We’ve been observing them for a while now and it looks kind of fun there. |
 | This sucks! But I don’t feel it! |
 | The conference room has a different feel to it! Everyone’s so cute. |
 | Seriously, what are you guys doing… |
 | Are you sure you want to leave on those cat ears of yours? |
 | These ears grow on my head when Christmas arrives. |
 | I saw you put them on earlier! |
 | Oh my, peeping on moi? You have good taste, England. |
 | So… what are you guys planning? |
 | Okay. We want to make an impactful entrance! I’ve got some firecrackers prepared and ready to blow! |
| …I hate firecrackers. |
 | Uh-huh, uh-huh! |
| …Great, I think I dug my own shallow grave. |
| If you want the grave to go deeper, I’ll be happy to make it happen! |
| In any case, let’s have one more meeting before we go! For the sake of preserving the tradition and soul of this event! |
| Indeed. Let’s start the first annual “Meeting on Some Road in Some Place We Don’t Know…” |
| A meeting I never want to hear of again. |
Request “Mr. Cameroon Mr. Cameroon Mr. Cameroon Mr. Cameroon Mr. Cameroon”
 | Huh!? Us!? Ve, ve, I’m not a bad Italian! |
 | Good evening, Hong Kong. W… what’s wrong? |
 | If I translate, it’s Teacher’s delay notification. |
 | I’m sorry. I can’t get in touch with him. |
| I thought it was like that. So, you two arrived before him. |
 | Yes. Good evening, thank you very much for calling us. |
 | Like, Merry Christmas. |
| Huh? You two have soot on your faces. |
 | Oh, my, was it that troublesome Great Chinese Meeting? |
 | My trunks, like, exploded. |
 | …And that’s why. |
| ……… |
 | How can you stand it that Big Brother isn’t here!!? |
| Waah! Huh!? Belarus appeard from between the chairs! |
 | Even though I heard that Big Brother was here, he isn’t, and he was absent so long that I didn’t even put salmon roe on my pancakes! |
 | Salmon roe on pancakes!? Good evening, Miss Belarus. |
 | If you’re hiding Big Brother, now’s the time to reveal him. |
| Calm down a little, you guys! Let me sort this out. |
| Ah, It’s Mr. Hong Kong. Hiya, hiya. |
| Hiya, hiya. |
 | Hiya? Is that a greeting? |
 | I don’t remember that expression. |
| Ah, what’s this, what’s this? Some rare people have settled here. |
 | Settle down a little! This has turned into chaos, dammit! |
| Ah, got it, Big Brother! Well, everyone, let’s answer questions and requests from now on, ooooooh! |
 | Calm down!! |
| Ahaha, this is so much fun~ |
 | …Honestly, you’re all so silly. |
 | Ah, this cocoa is delicious. |
The participants in the (first) “Meeting on Some Road in Some Place We Don’t Know” are busy arguing and discussing with one another.