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England’s Plan to be the Strongest

■England’s Plan to be the Strongest■

Italy and Germany’s Dirty Jokes

■Contrary to the Italian image■

In the ranking of HOUKEI(phimosis)
he wins the second seat after all.

By the way–the ranking.

Here’s a bonus outside link (it’s all about the background info, so be careful).

This data is rather contrary to the so likable image
of Italians from women; it’s rather interesting, no?

■Poland■

Poland’s military uniform look.

■The Hetalia Page Index Photos■

The origin of the Hetalia page’s photo-like images.

Translation: evercool, shaorankun, jammerlea, lost-hitsu, hikari-kaitou
Original Translated Version | Original

Doodle Summary 2

Speaking of which, France kept insistently ragging on Germany, but…

Although made fun of Italy for being dumb, he didn’t say much else.

All through the war England and France made up horror stories
and leaked them to the rest of the world, which actually worked
very well to stirring up outside criticism against Germany. Some
of the tales of German wickedness that still circulate today originated
as English and French propaganda and were formally apologized for following the war.

Incidentally, when simple ‘ol America heard the variety of
“Germany’s (fake) Tales of Evil (by France and England)”
he shouted “I won’t forgive someone who does rotten things like that!”
and rushed over to support England.

That era’s America was still very America-like, wasn’t he?

□Don’t they open their eyes?□

■Fantasy England■

It seems that 70% of British people believe in ghosts.

By the way, in England there’s stuff like an island where fairies live,
a resident directory for ghosts, and even the London tower,
famous for being a tourist area, is a “ghost spot”.
Ghosts, fairies– sorcery and England have a relationship that
can’t be separated even if they tried.

■Germany and Italy’s big brother■

■Vengeful big brother■

Nicknamed “Red Devils,”
no one knew when or where Italian grenades would explode.
They frightened both enemies and allies.

Brothers…

■Ruined China■

China lost the first and second Opium war, and had
the greater part of his territory seized by France and England.
As you can see from the map above,
it became an incredibly marbly and pitiful thing.
Aaah The Old Summer Palace…

And when China turned and looked behind him, Russia was right there.
I bet it was scary to see Russia drawing closer and closer.
Good luck, China.

Translation: gomidog, kawaiipinay, jammerlea, alcnolien, lost-hitsu, donamoeba
Original Translated Version: 1, 2, 3 | Original

Doodle Summary 1

The elder and younger Italy brothers.
I like the elder brother’s curl.

England caught a cold! (‘ ∀‘ )

England and France’s wallets are bled dry
when they are at war so they catch a cold,
but for some reason America prospers.

Translation: gomidog, rainy-takako, konkira, jammerlea, lost-hitsu
Original Translated Version: 1, 2 | Original

General Winter

■Russia and General Winter■

I wanted to draw General Winter after seeing Naka-san’s popular Japan-chan site. Russia has been saved by General Winter many times in the past, hasn’t he? But unfortunately he also ends up being attacked by him every year. (LOL)

■They don’t get along, but they have fought together many a time.■

■Yeah, it stands out■

If you can read my writing, you have too much time on your hands.

“War movies around the world”

Japanese War Movies
Wistfully express the tragedy of war.

Chinese War Movies
Nothing but people being picked on horribly.

English War Movies
You feel like it’s just showing a timeline of events on film

French War Movies
Nothing but scenes in gorgeous settings with dialogue
like poetry and lovely background music.
However, the presentation is so surreal I can’t understand it.

American War Movies
They are fighting the Russians when suddenly aliens attack,
so then they band together with the Russians to exterminate the aliens.

Italian War Movies
Go to Germany, do it with a German girl.
Go to fight in Greece, do it with a Greek girl.
Go to fight in Russia, do it with a Russian girl.

Translation: gomidog
Original Translated Version | Original

America and England

■America and England■

■England’s cooking and America■

■Parting time and America■

Translation: panjapanja
Original Translated Version | Original

The Story about the Early Days of China and Japan

Beautiful Memories are Forever

I was told that China had been considering Japan as his
younger brother until he was attacked, so the shock of it
caused China to hold an obstinate grudge against Japan.
I thought it was kind of cute, so I made a comic about it.

So this is the story of China and teensy Japan.

As for the reasons why Japan took off to fight,
try searching on the internet for details.
Oh Japan, how heartrending｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ
And so, they ended up unable to understand each other.
How cruel history could be.

Translation: eruraito, laingmiz
Original Translated Version | Original

2009 Christmas Backlog 2

□Sealand’s Christmas□

□With Christmas, Paris, and Noises□

【 There was a time Santa Claus got executed 】

There was a time that everyone’s favourite Santa, called Pere Noel
in French, got executed. It really happened in France
in the Normandy region city of Dijon.

[T/N: I think he meant Burgundy region, because there is a Dijon there but not Normandy, according to Google.]

The protagonist of Christmas is not Santa!
“Santa is nothing but a lie!” proclaimed the enraged clergy,
and on December 23rd an effigy of Santa was dealt the punishment
of being burned at the stake on a plaza in front of a cathedral.

During that incident the dreams of the children
running about France were crushed…

The day after that was Christmas Eve.

The one who staged Santa’s revival was the mayor of that time.