Hetalia x Hitsuji de Oyasumi Vol 6: France & Spain – Track 03 “Wide awake from our sleep…”

*Owl hoots. France and Spain snore*

*Footsteps approach*

Prussia: HAA HA HA HA HAA! You here, Spain!?

France: Wah- Huh?!

Spain: This voice…that you, Prussia?

Prussia: Ohh good, both of you are here! Listen to this! I’ve been making an awesome trap to catch that spoiled brat Austria! It’s finally complete!

Spain: I was wondering why you were missing. France was right about what you were doing alone.

Prussia: Oh, glad to see you don’t let anything slip! I set it up in your area, Spain. With this trap, I’ll be able to hear that spoiled brat’s cries of agony tomorrow! KESESESESESESESESE!

Spain: Ohh. Ha, glad to hear that.

Prussia: NAAHAHAHAHAA! You may praise me anytime!

France: Yeah yeah, great great. I’m happy that your trap is complete and all, but all the other soldiers are sleeping now. Try not to make such a ruckus, okay?

Prussia: Huh? They won’t wake up to something small like this!

Spain: There’d be an even bigger problem with the soldiers if they didn’t wake up to something this loud.

Prussia: By the way, you guys are gonna sleep already? What time is it?

France: Look at the moon. It’s right above us! Just by looking at it, you’d recognize that now’s not the time to be making a huge racket.

Spain: He’s right. It’s time to sleep now.

Prussia: I see. Now that you guys mention it, I do feel a little sleepy now.

France: All right. You should go back to your own tent now. Don’t make too much noise outside and wake the other soldiers going back now!

Prussia: Yeah! LATERS!

Spain: Good night.

*PRUSSIA LEAVES*

Spain: Heh. We’re wide awake now.

France: Ahhh, just when I was starting to fall asleep too. Just a few seconds more and I would’ve spent some sweet time with all the honies in Dreamland.

Spain: Now now, there’s not much we can do now that we’re awake.

France: Well, that’s true but… *sigh* I wonder if we can’t fall asleep again?

Spain: Hmm…Oh! How about I count sheep for you this time?

France: You want to do that again?

Spain: You’ve seen how effective it was just a few moments ago! We should at least do something constructive instead of doing nothing.

France: Well, that’s a good point. Please count.

Spain: Sure! Just leave it to me, the Boss! Now lie down, France.

France: Yup.