- Translation by: spaceinvaderdud
- LJ Post
Russia: Honeybee CD collection!
Belarus & Ukraine: Hetalia x Sleeping by Sheep Counting Series!
Ukraine, Russia, Belarus: “A Good Night’s Sleep in a Sunflower Field!”
*blizzard rages*
Russia: Hmm… The blizzard doesn’t look like it’s going to die down soon.
Ukraine: *boing* Ohh… I had plans to go somewhere tomorrow morning too… It doesn’t look like I’ll be able to return home tonight…
Russia: If that’s the case, you can stay here tonight. I definitely have enough space for you and Belarus to stay in.
Ukraine: *happy boing* Really?! Thank you, Russia dear!
Belarus: Together with my dear brother until morning… Then that means tonight I…
Russia: I wonder if this is really a good idea… I can sense a subtle bit of danger by doing this…
Ukraine: Well then, I know it’s early, but let’s get into bed! You join in too, Russia dear.
Russia: Huh? There’s other rooms you can use but you want to sleep together?
Belarus: Do you think you can escape from me, dear brother~? Did we not promise future vows to each other? A small action like sleeping together should only be natural between us, right?
Russia: About this sleeping together thing! I think I need a bit more time to think about that!
Ukraine: You don’t need to be so embarrassed now, dear! Come in bed now!
Russia: Wa-W-Wait, s-s-sister! You too, Belarus! *makes noises*
Russia: H-h-huh? Um…Why am I in the middle?
Ukraine: Dear Belarus and I like being next to you!
Belarus: My dear brother’s side belongs to me~.
Russia: Oh, I see.
Ukraine: Still, this bring back a lot of memories!
Russia: Hm? What’s wrong?
Ukraine: The three of us used to do this together all the time a long time ago on cold days when we were together.
Russia: That’s right! When we ran out of clothes, we searched everywhere for material. (The sound on my mp3 went bad here so I made the best line I could think of with what I could make out. Sorry about that.) And when food was starting to run low, everyone would get tense. It was a troubling time, but it was fun all the same.
Belarus: If it is your desire to live together again just like the olden days, I am willing to marry you at any time, dear brother. This is why I ask of you to marry me, dear brother! Now, let us get married!
Russia: O-OH, that’s right! I still use the muffler you gave me back then, sister! It’s so warm, comfortable, and soft to touch. I’ll always use it wherever I go!
Ukraine: *boing of approval* Mm! I’m happy to see you taking care of it and using it so much! Although I didn’t receive my portion of the succession to the Kievan Rus from you.
Russia: UH!
Belarus: I, too, always use the clothes I have received from you, dear brother!
Russia: Oh, I’m glad to hear that.
Belarus: I always think of you when I see them, so I always carry them with me wherever I go!
Russia: O-Oh really…
Belarus: Doing this, I feel like you are right by my side anywhere and anytime!
Russia: *sigh*
Belarus: But nothing can ever be as good as the real you, dear brother! Yesss, feeling your warmth firsthand like this is so much better…
Russia: Belar-
Belarus: This is why I ask you to think of this! Do you not find it a wonderful prospect for the two of us to marry now?
Russia: I don’t think I can contact any chapels at the mo-
Belarus: Ceremonies mean nothing to me! All I need is two words from you. “I do.” is the only thing you need to say! Now, please let me hear those wonderful words!
Russia: Oh, I think those are pretty hard words to pronounce!
Ukraine: *laughing boing*
Russia: Oh, is something wrong, sister?
Belarus: Laughing suddenly in a middle of a conversation indicates insanity, sister. Have you finally lost your sanity?
Ukraine: *disapproving boing* Ohh, don’t be so mean, Belarus dear. That’s not it. I was just thinking spending time together like this is so much more fun. Now that we have heaters, even cold days like these seem warm. Don’t you find it nice to not feel the freezing cold just like that day?
Russia: You’re right. I don’t want to experience that cold memory again…
Ukraine: Still…*boing* everyone nestled together like this is so much warmer than a heater.
Russia: Ha…Sister…
Belarus: Dear brother… Do you not find me warmer than sister?! *crushing cling*
Russia: Be-Belarus?! M-My arm!
Ukraine: Ohh, that looks like fun.
Russia: Oh no no, it’s not fun at all! In fact, I feel like my arm is coming off!
Ukraine: Well then, I’ll join in too! UU-QQQ!
Russia: Si-SISTER! STOP IT! I mean it…my arms are…gonna…
Ukraine: Ohh, what should I do~?
Russia: AHH! Ahh…
Belarus: Dear brother…Let us ignore sister and get married now! If we do, we shall be together forever and you shall experience so much more warmth. Come now, let us get married…married…married…
Russia: I’m begging…the two of you…Let go of my arms…
Ukraine: *boing of no fun* Ohh, if you say so, RUssia dear.
*Ukraine lets go but Belarus is still latching*
Belarus: Marry…marry…marry…marry…marry…
Ukraine: Now now! You let go of his arm too, Belarus dear. You shouldn’t trouble dear Russia any further now!
Belarus: What?! Don’t wanna.
Ukraine: Don’t say that now! If you trouble him any further, you might sour him into not marrying you! Even worse, dear Russia might hate you!
Belarus: Tch! If you put it like that, then I’ll let go.
Russia: *breathes heavily* I thought my arms were gonna die…because of a joke.
Ukraine: I’m sorry, Russia dear. It looks like I went a bit too far.
Russia: I don’t think it was just a bit… You didn’t do that because you were still angry about me not giving you the Kievan Rus succession, right?
Ukraine: Did you say something, Russia dear?
Russia: Ohh, it’s nothing! Anyways, I think we should try to get to sleep now. If we keep staying up like this, then I don’t think our bodies will hold up.
Ukraine: That is true.
Belarus: Anything you say, dear brother.
Ukraine: *idea boing* Oh, I have an idea! As long as we’re going to sleep, I’ll count sheep to the two of you!
Russia: You, sister?
Ukraine: Yes! They say that if you count sheep when it’s time to go to bed, it’ll be easier to fall asleep.
Russia: Well, I heard that it works well, but I wonder if that’s true. I haven’t tried it out before so I’m curious.
Ukraine: Hey! Hey! Wanna try it?
Russia: That sounds good. Please count!
Ukraine: *happy boing* Just leave it to me!