- Translation by: spaceinvaderdud
- LJ Post
Germany: Honeybee CD Collection!
Prussia: Hetalia x Sleeping by Counting Sheep Series Volume 2!
Germany & Prussia: “Health Always Comes First! The Correct and Conventional Way to Sleep!”
Germany: *sigh* No matter how much I finish, it never ends.
Germany: Hmm? Looks like brother’s finally home.
Germany: He came home pretty late though. I wonder if he went somewhere.
Prussia: WHAT UP, WEST? I’m home!
Germany: Welcome home.
Prussia: Woah, you’re still working this late at night?
Germany: Yeah.
Germany: I asked to keep track of Italy’s movements and all these papers reached my office.
Prussia: Oh yeah! Speaking of Italy, I just visited his place not too long ago!
Germany: So you were in Italy all this time, brother? That explains why you’re home late.
Prussia: And then I saw the Italian brothers lying down in a garden.
Prussia: I was wondering what they were doing and, when I took a closer look, I saw the elder brother counting sheep to little Italy!
Prussia: Doesn’t that just give you a big warm and fuzzy feeling?
Germany: Elder brother? Ohh. You must mean South Italy, right?
Prussia: Correct! He was counting sheep and everything!
Germany: Now that I think about it, I do remember discussing with Italy about counting sheep and how it’s suppose to help you fall asleep earlier.
Prussia: Those Italian brothers are really good, aren’t they? I’ll talk to them next time!
Prussia: Let’s go to Italy together when that time comes, West!
Prussia: And then we can pick up some food there too!
Germany: Yeah. That sounds good.
Prussia: And then when we go back, we can chow down on some great pastries at the little aristocrat’s house.
Germany: Yeah. That sounds good.
Prussia: Hey! Are you listening to me, West?
Germany: Yes.
Germany: *straightens papers* All right.
Prussia: And then after that… *yawn*
Germany: It’s already late, brother. It would be best if you get some sleep.
Prussia: *yawn* Well, it is pretty late. I’ll do that.
Prussia: Hmm? You’re not going to sleep?
Germany: Hmm?
Germany: Oh yes. I’ve got a pile of work saved up so I thought I’d finish up a few more before I go to sleep.
Prussia: Geez…
Germany: Oh, and one more thing, brother.
Prussia: Hmm?
Germany: I’ve been noticing more weird objects popping up in the living room again…
Germany: They get in the way of the cleaning so please control yourself and try not to put more of the-
Prussia: WESTTTTT!
Germany: W-What is it?
Prussia: You should drop the work and sleep for today! And I’ll do just like the oldes-, no, Eldest Italy brother and count sheep for you!
Germany: Brother… You’re intentionally trying to change the subject at hand, aren’t you? I’m talking about the living room now-
Prussia: Aww, don’t be shy now~! I can at least do some big brother stuff for you sometimes!
Germany: *sigh* In any case, please restrain yourself from bringing home any nook and cranny you see here and there.
Prussia: Now that that’s settled, let’s be on our merry way!
Germany: Good grief… It looks like you’re not going to listen to me at the moment…
Prussia: What are you mumbling about there? Come on!
Germany: Brother! What are you trying to do!?
Prussia: What’s with that question? You should really listen to people when they’re talking!
Germany: I think you’re the one who needs to listen to people when they’re talking!
Prussia: Like I said, I’m going to count sheep for you so that your tired, weary body can go to sleep!
Germany: *sigh* I understand what you’re trying to say, but I still have work to do!
Prussia: ALL RIGHT! TIME TO SLEEP!
Germany: Hey, brother! Don’t grab my arm! You’ve seen all the work on top of my desk, right? I have to finish all that by tomorrow!
Germany: Brother!? Hey! BROTHERR!
Prussia: *Prussian overlord laugh*