Hetalia x Hitsuji de Oyasumi Vol 1: Italy & Romano – Track 01 “I Can’t Take my Siesta!”

Italy: Honeybee CD Collection!

Romano: Hetalia x Sleeping by Counting Sheep Series Volume 1!

Brothers: “Good Night and Sweet Siestas!”

Italy: Veee~

Italy: Ve, Ve, Veee…

Romano: Hey, you little punk! I’m talking to you, rotten Veneziano!

Romano: Quit groaning in the garden, you jerk!

Romano: You’re gonna scare the squirrels into biting your ass with that groaning.

Italy: Big bro!

Italy: What-What should I do!? Help me!

Romano: No way! I’m not gonna listen to a single letter you say!

Romano: I’m just going to pretend you don’t exist and take my siesta!

Italy: My siesta is what I need help in!

Italy: I’m begging you, brother! Help me here!

Romano: Stop it! I’m not helping!

Romano: Why don’t you go whine to that potato-loving bastard, jerk!

Italy: Uhhh~, uhhh~! BROTHER!

Romano: I’ll give you three seconds of my time then…

Romano: One! Two! Three! Italy: Hooray! Nice one, Brothe-

Romano: Oh look, time’s up! Not listening to you anymore! Arrivederci!

Italy: BIG BROTHER!

Romano: Naaah. Naaah.

Romano: NAAAAAAAAHHH!

Italy: Ohh, come on Brother!

Italy: I’m really… really…

Italy: *sob sob*

Italy: Brother! BROTHER!

Romano: Shut up already!

Italy: S-Sorry…

Italy: Don’t get angry at me, Brother…

Romano: *exasperated sighs*

Romano: So, what’s the problem?

Italy: The truth is…

Italy: It’s time for my siesta and I CAN’T SLEEP A WINK!

Romano: Huh!? You’re lying, cazzo!

Italy: What should I do, big bro? Help me!

Romano: You probably slept early or something yesterday because there were no girls for you to hit on for once.

Italy: Nope. Everything was normal yesterday.

Romano: Then why can’t you sleep?

Italy: I don’t know either! That’s why I’m worried!

Romano: For now, why don’t you just lie down and close your eyes.

Romano: Don’t open your eyes unless I say so.

Romano: You should fall asleep during that time. Bye now!

Italy: Wait, big bro! Hold on!

Italy: Stomp!

Romano: Woah! What the hell are you doing!?

Italy: That’s what I thought at first too and it’s always worked before,

Italy: but it isn’t working at all now!

Romano: How about you get a bullet shot from that potato-eater? I bet that’ll knock you out!

Italy: If I do that, I’m afraid I’m going to get a one-way ticket straight to where Grandpa Rome is!

Italy: Uhh~! The siesta’s going to end at this rate!

Italy: If I can’t have my siesta, I’m going to die!

Romano: Oh no you won’t!

Romano: Stop messing with me!

Romano: Fine then! Why don’t you just get drunk with that potato-eater today until it’s midnight and go around like a drunk bozo, damn it!

Romano: I’m not like that England ba-

Romano: Wait.

Romano: He’s not sleeping now.

Romano: Let’s see…

Romano: Mr. England.

Romano: I’m not like Mr. England! I can’t just use magic to help you so don’t rely on me!

Romano: Got that, my stupid little brother?

Italy: Oh! You can help me without using magic!

Italy: I just remembered that I heard a good way to fall asleep a while back!

Romano: Oh? And what’s this good way?

Italy: Yup! When you can’t get to sleep, they say counting sheep helps you fall asleep!

Italy: When you’re busy counting the sheep, they say you’ll get tired and fall straight to sleep!

Romano: Wait a minute! Who told you about this counting stuff?

Italy: Well, when I was talking with Japan and Germany a while back, Germany said-

Romano: I won’t do anything that potato-loving BASTARD SAYS!

Italy: Brother! I’ve been in an alliance with that potato guy for a while now, you know!

Italy: Don’t get so angry, brother!

Italy: Germany’s a really nice guy!

Romano: Shut up!

Romano: There’s no way in hell I’ll approve any method you heard from that bastard!

Italy: No way… I really can’t fall asleep.

Italy: I’m on my knees, big brother! You have to help me here!

Romano: NO. WAY. BRO!

Italy: WAAAH! Big bro! Please! Brother!

Italy: Vee! Veeeeeveveveveveveeeeveeeeveeee!

Romano: Hey! Let go of me!

Italy: Veeee… Veeeveeeveeeuuuuhhhh…

Romano: LET! GO! OF! ME!

Italy: Veeeeeeeeee! VeeeeeuuuuuuuuhhhhhH!

Romano: Tch!

Romano: Damn it!

Italy: Veee! Veeeveveveveveveveveveveve.

Romano: Oh fine, I get it!

Romano: I’ll count for you so let go of me!

Italy: Woah, really? You’ll really count sheep for me?

Romano: *pant pant* Yes…I will…

Romano: I’ll count them for you…

Italy: Hooray! Thank you so much, big bro!

Romano: Damn it…

Italy: Sheepy sheep~, sheepy sheep~, baa~!

Romano: I’ve got no choice.

Romano: I’m going to start now!