Japan: I believe I saw a message from England now.
Germany: Speaking of, I’ve heard that England is also playing this game. But we need to focus on finding Italy now! Where in the world could he be!?
Japan: Italy has not appeared in the chat nor sent either of us an e-mail.
Germany: There’s a chance that he hasn’t realized that he can use those features.
Japan: I believe that is a very valid possibility.
Germany: *sighs* ITALLLLYYYYYYYY!
Narrator: Chapter 2 – “The Town of Departure and the Lost Level 1”
Italy Huh? Huh?? First, I get separated from Germany and Japan, and then I get politely rejected by those girls. *cries* Germany, Germany! Japan, Japan!
Italy: I’m hungry but my fridge is empty. What should I do? I don’t really know how to play either. Oh well, I guess I’ll just sleep for today! Sleepy time~!
Narrator: Oh, what’s this? It seems that the Lvl. 1 Italy is still lost after being lead astray by a few girls.
Puffin: Hey! I smell them thataway!
Iceland: Go that way? No. Don’t order me around.
*Puffin and Iceland argue*
Italy: Oh, isn’t he one of the Nordics? There were five of them, I think. Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Finland, and… Umm… Hmmm…
Puffin: OHHH, YOU’RE IN FOR IT NOW, PUNK!
Italy: Oh, Iceland!
Narrator: After wandering around lost for a while, Italy meets up with the just as lost Iceland and his puffin, Mr. Puffin!
Italy: Ciao, Iceland! I am so glad to see you, Iceland! Hey hey, I’m lost just like you! If you want, we can group toge-
Iceland: I am not lost.
Italy: Woah, really? You looked like you were lost!
Iceland: I’m not. I’m just looking for a “The Maginificent and Enjoyable Tour through the Nordic Countries (Iceland included)” pamphlet. Don’t get in my way.
Puffin: *laughs* Why’re you actin’ all cool, ya lost pu-
Iceland: Good-bye. Good luck finding your friends. Bye.
Iceland: Hurry up, Puffin.
Puffin: Hmph! Ahh, whatever! I’ll go along wit’ ya!
Italy: Ahh, wait!
*runs over to Iceland*
Italy: Could you be…
Iceland: What is it? I’m in a hurry.
Italy: I know! You definitely have that look on you! Just wait here for a bit, okay?
*Italy runs off*
Iceland: What’s with him?
Puffin: I dunno. Hey, ya think Denmark would act like that guy if ya got rid of his rudeness?
Iceland: No. You’d also need to get rid of a whole lot of other things like his ambition and licorice. You’d also need to add something to.
*Italy comes back*
Iceland: What’s with that shining piece of square food?
Italy: You’re hungry, right? I just pressed the A button on a street stall and I could buy food! Isn’t that a big discovery!?
Iceland: S-stupid. I know that much.
Italy: It’s not stupid~. Here, for you!
System: Italy is offering to give Iceland “Sparkling Pescuettele”. This item is very popular with females.
Iceland: I’m not really hungry. I even have some licorice to eat in front of my computer.
Italy: Vee. I-I see…
Iceland: But, I’ll accept. If you’re offering to give it to me, then I’ll accept it.
System: Iceland has received “Sparkling Pescuettele”!
Italy: All right!
Iceland: What’s with the “all right!”?
Puffin: Hey, bro! This guy’s got a bit of a prob expressing his feelin’s so just take that as a thank you!
Iceland: I have no such problem.
Iceland: You’re lost, right Italy? I know where the Information & Guide Center is so would you like me to take you there?
Italy: Really? Yay! Grazie, Iceland!
Puffin: The Information & Guide Center!? Didn’t you just say, “We can find the place without going to that place with all the photos.” a few minutes ago, ya punk!?
Iceland: Shut up.
Italy: V-vee~. I felt so helpless alone, but with the three of us, I feel so much more confident!
Iceland: You’re including Puffin?
Puffin: Hehehe~! You’re a real boss, bro!
Narrator: And thus, the two lost players, plus the puffin, embarked on a journey to find “The Information & Guide Center for Lost Beginners”.