Narrator: “Meeting of the world, 1. This is the certain countries’ National Parliament Building’s Meeting Room.”
Germany: “You guys, please be quie–”
America: “The world meeting is starting now~! Shall we solve the problems of the world?”
Germany: “Hey!”
America: “As everyone knows, the chairman is, of course, the world hero AMERICA!! Speaking of “HERO”, the Hollywood movie titled “fdsgdf!!!” that I made this year will be released at the same time ALL OVER THE WORLD! Awww, this is the masterpiece that EVERYONE–or maybe, just me–cried at! The highlight of the movie is the scene where the protagonist’s girlfriend Jenny crushed 5 bulldozers with her hand….”
UK: “Hurry up and get on with it already, idiot.”
America: “OKAY!! So, starting now, let’s get on with the world meeting, shall we?”
America: “Alright alright alright, so let’s start with me first. Today’s topic is about the solution to global warming. The thing I thought deeply about yesterday without sleep is this..**puts a model or something on the table**…I think it would be nice to save the earth by launching huge American robot ‘Jenny’ into space. Oh, of course we can split the bill!”
UK: “Don’t force us to split the bill after sticking an American name on it! And that idea is too stupid!”
America: “Whaat! Be quiet, UK~. Because I’ll explain this here Jenny’s amazing function after this! And look at this, an ice cream maker is attached to Jenny, and inside here is McDon*lds! Oh, and in here there’s also a toilet made in Russia!”
UK: “Don’t add dangerous elements. Geez, would you shut up already? Are there any other opinions~?”
Japan: “Uh…oh, um…..that’s a little…..uh–no, I agree with America.”
UK: “Hey, Japan. Sometimes it’s okay to voice your own opinion. Especially to a guy like this. A guy like this!”
America: “Eh, are you talking about my idea? Why, even though it’s so wonderful like this?”
UK: “Where is this wonderfulness that you’re feeling?! Can you really agree with such an unrealistic and stupid idea?!”
France: “*sigh* Well I, France, disagree with America and UK…”
UK: “Which one?! Geez.”
America: “UK and France, is disagreeing with my ideas a hobby of yours? How about finding a more fun hobby?”
France: “Because, you know, my sense is that it’s lame to have the same opinions as you guys. I, France, differ with you two because I am gentlemanly.”
UK: “Don’t decide important things because of your ‘sense’ or something, you wine bastard! You’re always, ALWAYS making fun of the pattern of my NECKTIE!! Sit down over there. At last, today, I’ll pull that whole beard of yours off..”
France: “No-on? You coming or what? Are you ready to fight with oniisan~?”
Japan: “Oh, please calm down, you two. Russia-san, please say something too. (Also, give me back some things.)*
Russia: “Hm? Eh? Me? As for me, I want to see Lithuania in really really big trouble and crying and confused. Right, Lithuania?”
Lithuania: “Um, ahaha, what are you trying to say, Russia-san? Hahaha..ha..(I don’t want to be next to this person anymore…)
Germany: “SHUT UP YOU GUYS! It’s a meeting for the purpose of solving problems, so why are you making more problems?!”
UK: “Hey, G..Germany…you’re right, I’ve lost myself. Sorry.”
Germany: “Yeah, if you understand that it’s okay.”
France: “It’s all this guy’s fault.”
UK: “Ah!! Why are you shifting the fault to me?! Hey!!”
France: “Because you’re making the meeting drag on.”
UK: “….sorry.”
Germany: “Alright, after everybody calms down, let’s restart.”
Germany: “People who want to give an idea, first show us your specific data. We’ll discuss it after that. Each person must keep their time under 8 minutes. Going over the alotted time and saying unnecessary things will not be allowed! Now then, first, people who want to make a statement, prepare ahead of time and raise your hand.”
Austria: “Germany, you compromised a lot.”
(?)France: “THIS is compromising?”
UK: “That’s overbearing of you, Germany!”
Germany: “I forgot to say…no objections! Alright, so, Austria, what is your idea?”
Austria: “Indeed….I think it would be nice if there were a big piano here. If possible a Concert Grand, but if not then a Parlor Grand will do. Because right now I’m in the mood to play truly classical Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.”
Germany: “Truly incredible.”
France: “There’s no ‘data’, it’s all rambling…”
Austria: “Please be quiet! You fool. Fine…today, all night, I’m going to tell you the story of Mozart from his birth to his success in Vienna~.”
France: “Sorry, but….today, I promised to meet that beloved girl, you know…”
Germany: “Okay, next!”
UK: “H-hey, America. Just a minute ago you were so spirited, so go ahead and lead the conversation!”
America: “Mmn, when led by other countries, my desire to do anything disappears, y’knoow. How about you, UK?”
UK: “W..why do I have to speak?! Oh..yes..how about Russia?”
Russia: “Hm? Hurry up and raise your hand, Lithuania. Otherwise won’t another person take the honorable role of the leader of the conversation?”
Lithuania: “Nooo, I don’t particularly have any ideas, it’s okay…”
Russia: “That kind of weakness is bad…you should change yourself. You won’t be able to overcome internationalization! Right, Japan?”
Japan: “I have no comment.”
France: “Mm, wait a sec. Isn’t there one more person who has to contribute to this meeting?”
Japan: “Yeah, over there, the guy going to a country in his dreams…”
Austria: “Yes, it is a shame..”
France: “Why is Germany not worrying about this guy, who is showing off the fact that he’s not doing what he’s supposed to do?”
Austria: “He gave up on him.”
UK: “Uuh, but now we’ve gotta let that guy do something. Hey! Hey, Italy!”
Italy: “Ah? Ah, what what?”
UK: “Don’t say ‘what what’! I said to raise your hand and say something already!”
Italy: “Oh? Is that so. Got it, UK!”
Italy: “Okay, okay~. I’m going to speak~.”
Germany: “Hmph. You…well then, I’ll allow you to speak. Italy!”
Italy: “Okay. Um……PASTA!!!….I want to eat it.”
UK: “You…..last time you shouted that you wanted ICE CREAM!”
All: Hetalia!