Prussia: The title is: I’m sleepy!
Prussia: Today I’ve been awesome again all day long. Ok~ blog updated. *yawns* I should go to bed soon. *knock knock* Huh? Who is that at this time?
Switzerland: Sorry intruding so late at night.
Prussia: YOU?!
Switzerland: I came to talk about work…
Prussia: I refuse!
Switzerland: Wh-?!
Prussia: I’m sleepy!
Switzerland: The mighty me went out of his way to come here, so what’s with that “I’m sleepy” attitude? On top of that, did you forget about Neuchâtel? [1]
Prussia: I’m sleepy!
Switzerland: I don’t know about this!
Prussia: Let’s do it tomorrow!
Switzerland: Today!
Prussia: Tomorrow!
Switzerland: Absolutely TODAY!
Prussia: Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
Switzerland: Today!
Prussia: Tomorrow!
Germany: Brother, it looks like you got defeated.
Switzerland: Well then, since it’s already late, let’s get started. Wh-?!
Prussia: *snore*
Switzerland: Wake up! I haven’t even started yet!
Prussia: *snore*
Switzerland: Prussia you bastard! I’m going to count to ten, and if you don’t wake up the same thing that happened to Aubert in the third night will happen to you! [2]
Germany: Do you want to build a Mont Saint-Michel in Germany?!
Switzerland: One! Two!
Prussia: he..he
Switzerland: Three!
Prussia: I said no! Woah…this is awesome *snore*
Germany: Ah~. By the way, I’d like to go to bed soon too. Are you listening?
Switzerland: Four! Five! Six!
Prussia: Hehehe. Hungary~! Why do you have something like that?…heheheheh
Germany: It’s no use…I’m going to bed.
Switzerland: Seven! Eight! Nine! I’m at NINE! NINE! DO YOU HEAR?! You retard! RETAAAAAAARD!!!
Prussia: Italy-chan~ UWAAAAAH! What is this?!! That’s really COOL!
Switzerland: HEY PRUSSIA! What do you have these ears for?! EXPLAIN YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!!!!!
Notes:
[1] Neuchâtel is a city in Switzerland. 1707 – 1805 and 1815 – 1848 and formal until 1857, the city belonged to Prussia.
[2] The legend says that the Arch-Angel Michael appeard in Bishop Aubert of Avranches’ dream, asking him to build a church (Mont-Saint-Michel). He repeatedly ignored this request and as a result Michael burned a hole in his skull with his fingers.