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Italy and Germany’s Dirty Jokes


■Contrary to the Italian image■

In the ranking of HOUKEI(phimosis)
he wins the second seat after all.


By the way–the ranking.

Here’s a bonus outside link (it’s all about the background info, so be careful).

This data is rather contrary to the so likable image
of Italians from women; it’s rather interesting, no?

 

■Poland■

Poland’s military uniform look.

 

 

■The Hetalia Page Index Photos■

The origin of the Hetalia page’s photo-like images.
 

Translation: evercool, shaorankun, jammerlea, lost-hitsu, hikari-kaitou
Original Translated Version | Original

Doodle Summary 2


Speaking of which, France kept insistently ragging on Germany, but…


Although made fun of Italy for being dumb, he didn’t say much else.

All through the war England and France made up horror stories
and leaked them to the rest of the world, which actually worked
very well to stirring up outside criticism against Germany. Some
of the tales of German wickedness that still circulate today originated
as English and French propaganda and were formally apologized for following the war.

Incidentally, when simple ‘ol America heard the variety of
“Germany’s (fake) Tales of Evil (by France and England)”
he shouted “I won’t forgive someone who does rotten things like that!”
and rushed over to support England.

That era’s America was still very America-like, wasn’t he?

□Don’t they open their eyes?□

■Fantasy England■

It seems that 70% of British people believe in ghosts.

By the way, in England there’s stuff like an island where fairies live,
a resident directory for ghosts, and even the London tower,
famous for being a tourist area, is a “ghost spot”.
Ghosts, fairies– sorcery and England have a relationship that
can’t be separated even if they tried.

■Germany and Italy’s big brother■

■Vengeful big brother■

Nicknamed “Red Devils,”
no one knew when or where Italian grenades would explode.
They frightened both enemies and allies.

Brothers…

 

■Ruined China■

China lost the first and second Opium war, and had
the greater part of his territory seized by France and England.
As you can see from the map above,
it became an incredibly marbly and pitiful thing.
Aaah The Old Summer Palace…

And when China turned and looked behind him, Russia was right there.
I bet it was scary to see Russia drawing closer and closer.
Good luck, China.


 

Translation: gomidog, kawaiipinay, jammerlea, alcnolien, lost-hitsu, donamoeba
Original Translated Version: 1, 2, 3 | Original