Tag: germany

Italy and Germany’s Dirty Jokes


■Contrary to the Italian image■

In the ranking of HOUKEI(phimosis)
he wins the second seat after all.


By the way–the ranking.

Here’s a bonus outside link (it’s all about the background info, so be careful).

This data is rather contrary to the so likable image
of Italians from women; it’s rather interesting, no?

 

■Poland■

Poland’s military uniform look.

 

 

■The Hetalia Page Index Photos■

The origin of the Hetalia page’s photo-like images.
 

Translation: evercool, shaorankun, jammerlea, lost-hitsu, hikari-kaitou
Original Translated Version | Original

Doodle Summary 2


Speaking of which, France kept insistently ragging on Germany, but…


Although made fun of Italy for being dumb, he didn’t say much else.

All through the war England and France made up horror stories
and leaked them to the rest of the world, which actually worked
very well to stirring up outside criticism against Germany. Some
of the tales of German wickedness that still circulate today originated
as English and French propaganda and were formally apologized for following the war.

Incidentally, when simple ‘ol America heard the variety of
“Germany’s (fake) Tales of Evil (by France and England)”
he shouted “I won’t forgive someone who does rotten things like that!”
and rushed over to support England.

That era’s America was still very America-like, wasn’t he?

□Don’t they open their eyes?□

■Fantasy England■

It seems that 70% of British people believe in ghosts.

By the way, in England there’s stuff like an island where fairies live,
a resident directory for ghosts, and even the London tower,
famous for being a tourist area, is a “ghost spot”.
Ghosts, fairies– sorcery and England have a relationship that
can’t be separated even if they tried.

■Germany and Italy’s big brother■

■Vengeful big brother■

Nicknamed “Red Devils,”
no one knew when or where Italian grenades would explode.
They frightened both enemies and allies.

Brothers…

 

■Ruined China■

China lost the first and second Opium war, and had
the greater part of his territory seized by France and England.
As you can see from the map above,
it became an incredibly marbly and pitiful thing.
Aaah The Old Summer Palace…

And when China turned and looked behind him, Russia was right there.
I bet it was scary to see Russia drawing closer and closer.
Good luck, China.


 

Translation: gomidog, kawaiipinay, jammerlea, alcnolien, lost-hitsu, donamoeba
Original Translated Version: 1, 2, 3 | Original

2009 Christmas Backlog



■Missing Santas■

Hyvää joulua!
In Finnish, Santa Claus
is called Mr. Joulupukki.

Santa’s in the process of visiting all the countries around the world!
The American and Canadian armies are tracking them now!

 

■For Some Reason, These Three as Santas■

You see these when you go to grandma’s house or a hot-springs resort.


 

Translation: pialet, voyaaage, hagane-no-mame, nice-babana, rinrin0
Original Translated Version | Original

Christmas Comics Summary


■Asian and Western Festivals■

 

■Christmas Doodles■

 

Part 1 “Pumpkin Panties”

 

Part 2 “Red Panties”

Everyone’s Own Christmas:

Japan: Called to attend America’s party out of obligation.

England: Called to attend America’s party out of obligation.
Brought a Christmas tree to show off with, but because
America’s was so huge and impressive, he ended up crying.

France: Went to the party at America’s place to eat and
drink and take girls home.

Russia: Spent the day in a dignified manner.

China: Cried.
 

Translation: pomgrenadier, panjapanja
Original Translated Version: 1, 2, 3 | Original

VS Italy


■Japan VS Italy

■Full body drawing practice■

For now, Japan, good luck escaping.

■Germany VS Italy

■Greeting a German■

A thick wall of 8cm.

[T/N: young German men don’t, in fact, give good morning Kusschen to each other.]


Speaking of, you greet people with kisses even in Germany.
Recently, I received a German-style kiss from a German woman.
(He’s said to kiss the right and left cheek one time each.)
It’s also common for the elderly to shake hands in Germany.
Yeeeaaah I’m still a know-nothing about foreign culture.

If you compare Germans and Italians,
Germans seem to be more formal don’t they?
Italians are like I want to huuuuuuug I want to kiiiiiiiiiss!
And come up to you clinging.

By the way, Italians kiss the left and right cheek.
The French kiss for a long 4~5 times.

■France VS Italy


Paris’ art galleries are full of paintings and artifacts from Italy.
No doubt, Italy is known for their great artists.


Hawawa! Master, the enemies are here!
During the middle ages, Italy was basically useless.
Because of that, foreign countries were pushing their political powers unto them.
During wars, Italy was used as a shield.
Hmm… something like Egypt’s kitten-shields.

It’s like Big Brother France is becoming more and more villainous.
Although, Chibitalia was trying to regain his honor during the latter part of the war.


　

Translation: unknown, tarafishes, desuraven, hwoosh, kazeyumi, jammerlea
Original Translated Version: 1, 2, 3 | Original