Lithuania and Russia
After Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin finished their conference at Yalta,
they went on a sightseeing flight to the Black Sea.
No sooner than they’d taken off, a devil jumped onto
the airplane’s wing and started to destroy the engine.
Churchill kept his cool and began to negotiate.
“Sir, if you’ll stop that,
I’ll give you a seat in the House of Lords.”
The devil, however, refused to listen.
A few minutes later, Roosevelt said to the devil,
“Hey, you, yes, you. If you’ll stop,
I’ll give you as much Californian farmland and new Packard cars as you want.”
But the devil continued to destroy the engines.
At this point, Stalin gently shouted,
“Hey, you fuckwad, if you don’t stop that right
now I’ll throw you into the kolkhoz!”
At the moment the devil heard those words,
it flew away, never to be seen again.
From the kolkhoz that even the devil fears.
Lithuania and the Happy Three Baltic States
Although Lithuania used to be a big country with Poland,
Russia did its best to break that apart—>Lithuania is ‘recruited’.
Afterwards, poor Lithuania’s plight was to be beaten up by Russia day after day.
By the way, Lithuania-kun likes martial arts.
He’s also the (relatively) most cheerful among the Baltic states.
The Trembling Trio
The Pact of Steel. A treaty exchanged between Germany and Italy
to help each other out if each is ever in a bind.
This pact will change the two Italy’s immeasurably in the future.
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Translation: equivalent-t, konkira, hetamushitama, jammerlea
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