T/N: Japan’s using his old age as an excuse to not eat radioactive cake.
Because America thinks that Japan is older and richer,
that he’d help him out. (laugh)
The original idea is full of Las Vegas Santas
For the Japanese, the way Americans eat must be very shocking
The United Nations says that Japan should offer more money…
Hey! That’s not the level we are talking about!
By the way, this is the fluorescent cake. It’s a weird orange.